Morpheus said so

Want to hear a hot take?

“if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”

This is actually explained through Nietzsche’s concept of love of fate, embracing the truth of our lives and preferring the hand we’re dealt because our existence is what we have, and through this we can work to make it the best life possible.

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

[throws you a chocolate egg] You still made a good point.

I mean I just use regular skulls…

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

isnt the 2nd person the guy that ships the powerpuff girls with aku

Tumblr is constructed almost entirely of glass houses and rocks.

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

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