Merlin is the FATHER of savagery:
βLook, Iβve told you youβre an ass. I just didnβt realize you were a royal one.β
βHow long have you been training to be a prat, my lordβ
Arthur: βWeβre supposed to be hunting. It requires speed, strength, and an agile mind!β Merlin: βSo youβre able to get by on two of the three then?β
Uther: βIf this were a time of war, Iβd have you flogged.β Merlin: βBut since itβs not weβll let it go just this once?β
βOne day youβll transform into a beautiful prince. But magicβs outlawed in Camelot so thatβll probably never happen.β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
Merlin: βShe likes you?β Gaius: nods head Merlin:βOh, that is disgusting.β βImagineβ¦imagine if she kissed you! UGHβ
Arthur: βTake some advice from someone who knows about women-β Merlin: βIf such a person existed maybe I wouldβ
Arthur: "You have the mind of a childβ Merlin: βYet Iβm still more intelligent than you"Β
"I take it you havenβt come all this way JUST TO SMASH MY FAVORITE POTβ
Leon: βWhats the job, exactly?β Merlin: βTo kill Arthurβ Leon: βDriving you mad isnβt he?β Merlin: βNot for much longer!β
Gaius: βSometimes two heads are better than one.β Merlin: βYes but not when one of them is yours.βΒ
βPERCIVAL, that is a sword, it DOES hurtβ
βWill it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?"Β
Merlin: "I wouldnβt do that if I were you because if you do thatβ¦.youβll never learn of my plan.β Arthur: ββ¦ What plan?β Merlin: βEXACTLY! Thatβs why you canβt run me through!β
βDonβt think too hard, I wouldnβt want you to hurt yourselfβ
βAre you threatening me with a SPOON?β
Morgana: βYouβre just my imaginationβ Merlin: βThatβs right. Iβm not really here. Just pretend iβm not really here!β
βThe belt is one hole shy of perfection!β
βDo you want us to help you?β¦. Or do you want to do this alOoOone"Β
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No other character will be as iconic as Merlin :)
"Mmm. The chicken is good. It's a nice broth. What do you know about necromancy?"
