I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

how did your grandpa stepping on a lightning rune protect his kingdom

we shouldn't let men be doctors

ok sorry to vent post on tumblr as a 25 year old but this has been pissing me off. went in for a Physical Health exam to check my Physical Health for my job and after 2 hours of tests and labs i get to the last doctor and he decides to question why i only stayed at a retail job for a month (not his business. hes checking my Physical Health.) and i (stupidly) let slip i had a repeated harrassment issue with a customer and instead of being normal and moving on he decided to grill me on my lowkey sexual harrassment and well that sends me into a panic spiral so he decides im mentally unfit for the job. 5 minutes into the checkup. okay ❤️

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore