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Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

a sentence ends with a period because ! it did not get pregnon

first name PLACE last name HOLDER / parents didn't NAME ME till I got OLDER

Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

YES

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

if you're ever wondering what popular media is getting wrong about basically any premodern society, the answer is that there are never enough lawsuits

there's a common idea that in the olden days all disputes were resolved through violence, but even in settings where that was true, people would still sue each other about it.

Ancient Egypt - The Contendings of Set and Horus not only includes the usual lawsuit between the deceased's brother and son over who has the better claim to the throne, but after a hung jury they write to a foreign war goddess, Neith, who's kinda an Athena archetype. ghhhjħhe files an amicus brief saying "Give the boy his patrimony, already, or i'll come and smack the hell our of you."

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese