I'll Think Of One Later

look 👁 alive 👆 sunshine ☀ 109 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ in the sky ☁ but the pigs 🐷 won’t quit ❌ you’re here with me 🎧 dr death defying 💀🚫 i’ll be your surgeon 💉 your proctor 🩺 your helicopter 🚁 pumpin out the slaughtermatic 🩸 sounds 🎶 a system failure for the masses 💢 anti-matter for the master plan 📜 louder than god’s revolver 🔫 and twice as shiny 💫 this one’s for all you rock n rollers 🎸📻 all you crash queens 👑 and motor babies 🚗🍼 listen up 📢‼ the future is bulletproof 🔫 the aftermath is secondary 2️⃣ it’s time to do it now and do it loud 💥 killjoys 🕷 make some noise 🗣

trump's gonna declare himself king via executive order and the democrats are gonna be like, DEADNAME, democracy is at stake. Can you spare $2?

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

you what now

I have a suggestion

Mad scientist who has the same relationship with mad science that many authors seem to have with writing. They don't really seem to like mad science, and they certainly don't appear to enjoy doing it, but once they get an idea they have to test the hypothesis, because if they just let it lie it will bother them.

It's not that they're obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, or anything so melodramatic – they're perfectly fine with accepting that some things are, if not unknowable, then at least presently impractical to investigate. The certainty that they could know the answer and just don't, though? Incredibly annoying.

The hallmark of a brilliant prank, is the mark immediately setting up someone else for the exact same prank

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

If you look closely, she’s got the heart tail so. Girlboss.

the problem with the idea that we can bully cis men out of toxic masculinity is that toxic masculinity is fundamentally about bullying people seen as men into "proper" behavior. the patriarchy is absolutely in love with casual cruelty and shame as a way of modifying behavior. and whenever i see people trying to use toxic masculinity tactics but for feminist aims it makes me want to bite the walls. oh wow you are telling depressed boys that if they feel bad about themselves its all their fault for being a whiny bitch? are you also selling a $200 get rich quick scheme and sawdust supplements by any chance

Its awesome how many studies about trans men are like ">70% of trans men interviewed continue to experience menstrual-like cramping while on testosterone therapy even though menstruation has stopped" and the three conclusions drawn are either "this is probably something we should look into to see if we need to change something about how we do HRT for trans men to make it better for them," (which gets ignored by the medical community) "I need research funding to prove that HRT is mutilating and killing our poor teenage girls," or "if its over 70% its probably fiiiine lmao"

my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

i mean this. everyone should be able to walk freely between mexico and the united states, fuck an ID, fuck a passport, fuck a visa. it's land, continuous, uninterrupted land. the soil on one side of the fense has the same geologic makeup of the soil on the other. we drew this invisible line in the sand, we can wipe it away with our feet together. it is well past time the world organizes en masse for our freedom of movement.

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

never thought i’d be saying this as a nepali person but the rest of the world has a lot to learn from nepal when it comes to revolution lol

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.