Oh shit, a bug

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

watched a friend play undertale a few months ago and I think something that got kind of lost among all the woah cool sans battle funny stuff over the years is that. Most of the genocide route is slow as hell . And That's the point of it I think.that like you're just persevering through it all Not even because you're enjoying it but just to see what else happens .or something idk

another thing is that like. If you just press fight on every encounter you run into you just get another version of the neutral route. To start the genocide route you have to ACTIVELY stay in areas and get into every encounter available and press fight every single time. If you spare or miss even one enemy before moving on it puts you back on the neutral route. And this takes FOREVER Like unless you're actively grinding for the toriel battle and don't know better it is RARE to start this route on accident and IMPOSSIBLE to finish on accident either unless you're Actively Doing It To See What Happens. Which was the Point ! the game gives you so many options to turn back and just do a neutral route or just reset and do pacifist or something But You Simply Don't. yknow

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.