Accidental Diversion

Comrade Data's friendly advice for the betterment of mankind

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

Keep salting the wound I'm close

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

inshallah he will be drank