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@pepperpatrol
I mostly reblog things. I am a 30+ year old woman (She/They) and I am not here to take care of minor children. Read and follow at your own risk.
I have sideblogs for the things I am the most mentally ill about.
If you're looking for Guild Wars 2 or remember encountering me in the RP scene there @scumbagmordremoth is my GW2 Tumblr with all my RP posts.
If you're looking for Dragon Age content @da2supremacy is my Dragon Age Sideblog.
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Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad
It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking đŚđŚđŚ game.
This is going to enter my vocabulary
as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. đđ
This guy's illusions are great
I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief
You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! đŤđŤđâźď¸đĽśđĽśđŤ
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The "B" is *not* for "buses"
Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)
it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe
I welcome all my bussexual and trainsgender friends.
(Sorry--couldn't resist.)
Swing state gothic
Hello!
Howdy!
Iâd like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the⌠With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the⌠With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm⌠A, uh, âcrunchy pumpky.â
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh⌠Iâll also take a, uh⌠A⌠A Nutella donutâŚ?
Unfortunately, I donât know at all what you meanâŚ
A⌠One of those right there!
You really must tell me, whatâs it called??
I⌠Iâm⌠Iâm a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I⌠Iâm a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to âŹ13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! Iâd like an âI hate my fatherâ and two âI have a small williââ [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in
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quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently theyâre in a tumblr post but I see your point
we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough
will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean âunacceptable qualityâ
Doordash will suspend you below 4.2 stars.
Uber drivers can be suspended at 4.6 stars.
Lyft drivers risk suspension under 4.8 stars.
Even for apps where they donât have a publicly stated minimum, their algorithms will bury you.
4 stars does not mean 4 stars. It means 1.4 stars.
If you give a person a 4 star rating, to these companies, you are not saying âI was mostly satisfied with the service, but thereâs always room for improvementââwhich is what 4 stars should meanâyou are voting for them to be fired.
Genuinely, do not ever give people 4 star ratings on gig service apps for any reason that is not a safety issue where their continuation on the app could seriously hurt people.
If someone gives you âjust OKâ service where you donât want to give them 5 stars, but you donât actively hate their existence and hope they die, just donât rate them.
When you are rating literally any service worker at a corporation anything but a perfect score is failure. Thus is true of your grocery store bagger, walmart employee, mcdonalds teller and so on. If you can take a survey and give something a 5 star rating you are bot rating anything they asked about you are rating how much the worker who served you should be fired. This is not the same as a product review.
If they didn't spit on you give their survey 100% or just dont take it. If you want to bitch about the company or the prices or anything that wasn't in the worker's direct control do a google review.
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
Some clarifications and an update
This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people
Stay out of the notes of this one guys.
old aerti comic wip I'll get around to eventually
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âRight behind the fucking floppityâ
You guys I am WHEEZING
he is so offended this entire video đđ
you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools
to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.
Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs
I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools
your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths
