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Texting Trends

A series of texting trends the Centaurs do on Ilya, who in returns has to do on Shane. Because everything is about Shane

Chapter 1 : Worms 🪱

Chapter 2: Baby Chicken 🐣

Chapter 3: Song Lyrics 🎤

Chapter 4: Hourly Updates ⏰

Chapter 5: Picture Answers 📸

Chapter 6: Tricky Words 📝

Chapter 7: 20 Questions ⁉️

Hollanov | Rated: G | 6.2K (Complete) [Now with a Bonus Bit Chapter 2!]

A birthday fic for the lovely and amazing @typicalopposite! I feel so lucky to be able to share this wonderful space with you that we've carved out for ourselves. You're amazing! Thank you for being a friend. ❤️

The chosen theme was kids so this is what my brain came up with. 😂

Summary:

Some people are born great.

Others have greatness thrust upon them and it drools on their shirt a little while it’s at it.

Ilya Rozanov was fortunate enough (???) to experience both.

Excerpt below the cut:

Social Media Fics Part 1

🏒 Thirst Tweets: Centaurs Edition | 1.0k

centaurs read thirst tweets

🏒 you go down (while the world watches) | 1.4k

Or, the one where hockeytwt reacts to Shane Hollander’s injury during the Metros x Raiders game and Ilya Rozanov’s reaction to it.

🏒 It's Time to Tell the World (I've Loved You for 12 Summers Now, Honey) | 1.7k

Shane and Ilya make their relationship timeline public on twitter.

🏒 You’re Giving Me Gray Hairs | 1.8k

the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov Exposé | 1.8k

Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!

🏒 The Crowell Tapes | 2.0k

NHL Commissioner Roger Crowell under fire after audio of him reprimanding @OttawaCentaurs players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander over controversial coming out leaks online

🏒 Ilya vs Omegaverse | 2.2k

Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

🏒 20 Questions | 2.5k

Harris ask Hollanov questions for Valentine’s day social media.

🏒 Ilya’s Ipad Baby | 2.8k

Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

🏒 Shaydengate | 2.8k

Twitter user @ShaneHollanderNHL accidentally interacts with ship art.

🏒 Project Kill Pike | 2.9k

hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

🏒 Got Me Puck-ed Up | 3.1k

it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).

🏒 Home Alone | 3.1k

Ilya Rozanov, home alone.

🏒 You Will Murder Me? | 3.9k

Ilya's reaction every time Shane does a new sponsor deal and photoshoot (no, he is not okay).

🏒 What’s Wrong With Them (Affectionate) | 3.9k

What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.

🏒 they have no idea (about me and you) | 4.1k

Or, the one where some fans on hockeytwt get FanMails from Hayden Pike with a little Hollanov sprinkled throughout them so they form a private group with the agreement to not leak those videos. But then Brad happens.

🏒 The Low Road | 6.2k

Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.

🏒 Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet | 6.2k

Hollanov slowly coming out through social media posts.

🏒 There Lived A Certain Man In Russia Long Ago | 7.7k

Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself

🏒 Say Something Batshit Crazy (I’ll Do It, Don’t You Make Me) | 8.3k

Ilya joins stan twitter

🏒 I Beg You, Don’t Embarrass Me (Motherfucker) | 8.7k

Ilya refuses to desactive his stan account

🏒 I’ll Drive You Home (You Drive Me Crazy) | 10.5k

Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

🏒 I Just Want You To Know Who I Am (From the Cottage) | 15.0k

Shane and Ilya finally get the chance to tell their story the way they want to.

🏒 Twitter SMAU

where shane gets added to the ottawa WAGs group chat and they all find out that polite shane hollander is secretly a freak

Masculanized an Asian character

Became a heartthrob as a POC

Gave an award-winning performance for a neurodivergent character

Is dating a woman after playing a gay man

Gets just as much praise as his white costar

Doesn't censor himself to fit in

tumblr puppyboys DO NOT support ICE

Shane is kind of exasperated but also delighted because he lovesssss taking care of his baby boy so of course he buys Ilya whatever he wants. Ilya is so proud to be thee Shane Hollander's sexy controversially young (by one month) boyfriend and he brags about it constantlyyy after they're married. Like Oh yes I was just sexy sidepiece but he fell in love with me so hard he married me. And Shane is standing next to him like 🙄 as if he didn't just buy Ilya $2000 worth of fancy appetizers and drinks on their date last night.

I like to think that Shane was given the nickname by David. When he was a toddler Shane was obsessed with any and every type of bug. He’d make David and Yuna take him in the garden all the time to dig for worms or look at the flowers to see if there were any bees. But his absolute favourite were ladybugs leading David to coin the nickname Shanebug.

Obviously once hockey took over his life Shane kind of forgot about his bug obsession. But once he gets settled living in Ottawa with Ilya he starts to pick it back up.

When Shane and Ilya went round to his parents for dinner he offhandedly mentioned that he was planning on adding some plants to the garden so more insects and bugs would visit. And David goes suddenly silent and starts to get teary.

David: Oh Shanebug is back

Ilya: Shanebug, what is a Shanebug?

This leads to Yuna getting out all Shane’s toddler pictures showcasing him holding a ladybug in his hands, him covered in mud pointing at a worm with the biggest grin on his face and him cross eyed as a butterfly lands on his nose. Ilya’s favourite though is a photo of Shane dressed up as a ladybug for his third birthday, antennas and all, that he gushes over.

He just widens his eyes, makes them a bit glassy and Ilya folds like a damn chair.

After a while Ilya figures out what he’s doing and screws his eyes shut to avoid looking at Shane.

Ilya: no Shane no I know what you’re doing, put your eyes away. You will not use your wicked spells on me today

Shane: Ilya will you just look at me please

jackie: yeah separate bedrooms can be a blessing! i love hayden but sometimes i need my own space

shane: ????

hayden: it’s healthy for couples to get a breather! and it makes it more romantic when we share our bed again <3 even tho you kick in your sleep babe ahah

ilya: okei….

(later, at home)

ilya: don’t you ever dare sleep in a separate bed from me i will hunt you down

shane: fuck no never — also when you kick me in your sleep i just kick you right thefuck?? like grow a pair hayd, jeez

ilya: ok i see your point but maybe hayden shouldn’t kick his wife

shane: you’re right jackie should just kick him harder

Ay Rechazame (oh, Reject me) angst with happy ending, dumb Ilya, omegaverse, rejected omega

I LOVE THIS WITH MY HEART Ilya broke up with shane who thinks his alpha rejected him Ilya :(((((

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81446146

Clingy Conversation - idiots in love once again

ILYA AND SHANE VIA SNAPCHAT WITH REAL REALLY REAL PICTURES.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80756491

So lily is just a buddy? Text fic IDIOTS IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

Shane and ilya never hooked up at the ccm commercial

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84152481

one day i'll watch as you're leaving (and life will lose all its meaning) ANGST HURT DOLOR

Shane and Ilya fight everything is sad

A Few of My Favorite Things soooo cute and sweet

https://insecure.archiveofourown.org/works/80606411

CUTE SHANYA DOING THINGS LIKE A WAG

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85479886?view_adult=true

The fuckboy passport JEALOUSY SHANE

Shane is losing his mind thinking about Ilya and other girlsssssss

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84933411

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