long story short, i survived

I'm the type of guy to correct your grammar when we're sexting

I'm the type of guy to correct your grammar when we're sexting

GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

WHAT THE FUCK

what the actual fuck.

this is so fucked up holy fuck

what in the name of circe

Every time I think things in the US can't get much worse, and then they do

Remus being distant when he first met Harry because he thinks he’s a monster actually breaks my heart 💔

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

pre-dating wolfstar: sirius asks remus to zip up his top, but he’s standing so close remus can smell motor oil and cinnamon on him, and his hands are shaking so badly he can’t get the zipper up for the life of him

sirius thought he was homophobic cause he hated seeing gay people flirt and then remus kissed him and he was like oh shit what do i do now (he was jealous he didnt have a boyfriend)

Remus holding a ciggerette to Sirius' mouth so he can take a drag because Sirius' nails are wet and he doesn't want to mess up the polish.

"i like boys" "i like girls" ok???? i??? want??? to be with the bourgeoisieses??? i??? want??? to see how the bourgeoisieses party all niiiiight

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked google ai" well i asked conan gray and he couldn't hear me because the church bells won't stop ringing for an undead wedding day