long story short, i survived

wow so barty's really into evanses huh

give me Regulus and Remus who meet up for tea dates every week. Give me them meeting up to swap books after they finished reading them. Give me everyone thinking their dating and everyone being shocks to find out Remus is dating his brother and Regulus is dating his brothers best friend.

James that says 'Hiiiiii honey' and Regulus that says 'Hello amour'

trans regulus black send post.

on james and regulus’ wedding reception, the skittles each snuck explicit polaroid pictures of regulus wearing different lingeries to james—the photos gradually getting more bare and unhinged.

kicked her pussy up the wall bracelets are about to go triple platinum

Barty's only ever really soft with Evan after sex so Evan will fully indulge him in whatever he wants until he comes back to his senses

"Oh, but canon regulus would never." WHAT CANON REGULUS we know like two facts about him and that's IT

sirius seeing 6’4 remus who is covered in scars, has a terrible rbf, and is just generally pretty intimidating and being like “ah, yes, that’s my baby”

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)