John: 🫵 You have 🙅🏼 no 🚫 idea what I've been through 😣 since I've been gone 💤 sleeping on the streets 🏚️ in derelict old buildings 🥶 freezing to death 💀 I've been in 🔥 hell 👹 and it was 🫵 you🧍♂️who put me there! 😡
Also John: 📸 Say cheese! 😃
#claiming to have been through hell when he's been hanging out with his nice cousin is actually very john (via @jonathan-harks)














