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*My parents and I are watching an episode of Storm of Suspicion where the victim was dismembered and shot
Mom: why wouldn't there have been more blood?
Me: well he was probably dead before he was dismembered, probably why he was shot.
Mom: *gives me a weird look
Me: he was shot 1st to kill him, that way there wouldn't be any blood when he was dismembered because he was already dead. Less messy.
Mom: how do you know this stuff?
Me: 🤷♀️ I watch NCIS
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Fics needed, please...
Anything where Hagrid and Sirius meet/see/interact with each other when Hagrid was sent to Azkaban in the second book.
Wednesday: *pacing in frustration* How does she keep finding me? How?
Thing: *gestures*
Wednesday: Unlikely. I meticulously covered my tracks. Cloaked my scent with one of Grandmama’s charms. Even enlisted Eugene’s assistance with an airtight alibi.
Wednesday: I’ve taken every measure at my disposal, yet Enid still managed to find me. Again.
Thing: *points at the necklace the seer has been worrying between her fingers*
Wednesday: *raises the pendant* This? Enid gifted it to me at the beginning of the semester.
Wednesday: The white disc represents the full moon. The frame is bone harvested from Enid’s first kill as a wolf and was carved by her own hand.
Wednesday: *fond expression* Truly a gift suitable for an Addams.
Thing:
Thing: *points again and makes two short motions*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: And what, precisely, is an Air Tag?
I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d
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Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Semi-finals
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)
some shit like this is always happening
top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:
paramedic: hi, I'm Allan
me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay
Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself
Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now
me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first
Allan: how many times has this happened to you
noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction
"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."
Lmaoo
Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
I’m not letting this rot in the tags
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I love a highly specific pet advert
whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen
Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance.
when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?
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I hate how the advice for avoiding burnout is all "if you feel like everything is a chore you're making yourself do, you should rest and do things you want to do voluntarily :)" like the fuck you mean want to do. I don't want to cook a nice homemade meal, go outside to spend time in nature, make cutesy fun little crafts, read books, or do any of that shit. Those are also chores I make myself do. Self care is a chore. Either I am up and making myself do shit that I don't want to do because people are making me and I am supposed to, or it's phone in bed. There is no secret third thing.
opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."
