yumbledore

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

so many times lovely women in my life are like i don’t know what it is about him he’s the worst but he’s got this something and i’m like yeah babe it’s the lack of shame. the attraction and desire you feel are not for him, but for a lack of shame.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

my coworker, today: being an adult kinda sucks me, who has recently bought a chainsaw: but you can buy a chainsaw

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

What if I threw it all away to become a lighthouse keeper