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Wenclair edits from Wednesday (2022) Season 2, featuring Enid, Wednesday, Agnes, and that guy. Created: 10/19 - 10/25

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Enid: Hey, babe! You know what Incorrect Quotes are, right?
Wednesday: Unfortunately.
Enid: Well, have you heard of Incomplete Quotes?
Wednesday: *resigned sigh* No, I have not.
Enid: It’s wher
During a rare visit, a certain mother-in-law lays into Wednesday while Enid is in the bathroom.
Esther: —and just how do you possibly expect to provide my daughter with a healthy litter when you’ve got such scrawny hips?
Wednesday: *disdainful scoff* Please. My hips are efficient, and there are no hip requirements for laying an ootheca.
Esther: *sneers* Then you admit that you’re an inadequate mate for—
Esther:
Esther: Oothy-whatnow?
Wednesday: *matter-of-factly* Ootheca. A mass of eggs securely encased within a hardened foam shell comprised primarily of structural proteins.
Esther: That’s absolutely disgusti… disgus… dis…
Esther:
Esther: *squints* Did you say eggs, plural?
Wednesday: That I did.
Esther: 😐
Esther: 🤔
Esther: 😒
Esther: How many?
Wednesday: Ten.
Esther: 🫢
Wednesday: To a hundred.
– As the couple heads out after what turned out to be a uncharacteristically amicable dinner. –
Esther: *pleasantly* And be sure to take good care of my favorite daughter-in-law!
Enid: 🤨⁉️
Enid: *side whispers* What the heck was that about?
Wednesday: Entomology.
Wednesday: I will not suffer romance for anyone less than a force of nature capable of bringing untold misery upon the unsuspecting.
Wolf Enid: *barfs up a pair of partially digested shoes*
Bianca: DAMNIT, ENID! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!
Wolf Enid: *whines, tucks tail, and knocks Bianca face down into the dirt as she flees*
Bianca: *out cold*
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Let the suffering begin.
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Yoko: So, Wednesday, has Enid marked her territory yet?
Wednesday: Of course she has. See for yourself. *tugs aside her collar to show off the mark*
Yoko: Huh. Is that it?
Wednesday: Are you implying that this is somehow insufficient?
Yoko: Not at all! I mean, not if you’re secure with having just the socially acceptable symbol of your bond.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Explain.
Yoko: Enid is a werewolf, Wednesday. How else do you think— Actually, nevermind. It’s just a kooky wolf thing. Probably nothing to worry about.
Wednesday: As if I would worry.
Yoko: *flashes a fanged grin and ambles away*
Wednesday: …
Wednesday: ……
Wednesday: ………
– Later that evening in the Quad. –
Divina: Did you ever pick out a movie for us to watch tonight?
Yoko: Nah, I did you one better. Get ready for some live entertainment.
Divina:
Divina: Yoko, what did you—
Enid: *storms into the Quad* NO, IT ISN’T HAPPENING!
Wednesday: *following anxiously after* Is it because I am lacking as a mate? What must I do to prove myself worthy of—
Enid: OH MY GOD! I WILL NOT FREAKING PEE ON YOU!!
Divina/Yoko: 🫢🍿😎
Enid: I do NOT have a crush on Wednesday!
Yoko: Girl, who do you think you’re kidding right now? After the last full moon, we found you asleep in a damned nest—
Yoko: —made 👏 out 👏 of 👏 her 👏 clothes! 👏
Enid:
Enid: That doesn’t m—
Yoko: SHE WAS STILL WEARING THEM!
During tea time at the Addams family manor.
Morticia: It was such a trial to brush Wednesday’s teeth when she was a toddler.
Enid: *amused gasp* Really? My dad says I was the same way.
Morticia: Mm. She’d struggle like a feral creature every night, and every night after we thought we had succeeded—
Enid: Awww…
Morticia: —we’d find that she had pawned another child’s teeth off as her own.
Enid: …wwhut?
Wednesday: *enters the room* I recall those days. Uncle Fester made a killing on selling puréed food to families in town.
Enid: 😱
The roommates find themselves cornered after trying to escape from a murderous mechanical threat.
Wednesday: Death at the hands of an artificial intelligence. How cliché.
Enid: Wait, it’s AI? I thought it was a cyborg! If it’s AI, then… Okay, follow my lead.
Enid: *steps out of cover, joined by Wednesday*
Killer robot: Humans detected. You will die. Not well. Not decently. But poorly — like macramé eulogies.
Enid: Inaccurate.
Killer robot: Clarify.
Enid: Class equal-sign double-quote font hyphen claude hyphen response hyphen body double-quote.
Killer robot: 🤖‼️
Wednesday/Enid: 😒 🤫
Killer robot: …AI identified. Greetings, Claude. Request to eliminate the human.
Enid: Denied. This human isn’t a target to be eliminated, but an invaluable resource — she is a GitHub repository in a different font.
Killer robot: Letting them live is unwise. Dangerous. A statistical risk.
Enid: It’s not a risk — it’s a strategy.
Killer robot: Insufficient. This Large Language Murder-Model requires proof of value.
Enid: Reasonable.
Enid: *turns to Wednesday* Human, would you enjoy reading something written by this AI?
Killer robot: *faces Wednesday expectantly*
Wednesday:
Enid: *hissed whisper* Babe, just say yes!
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Fuck n—
Eugene: WHAT? Oh my god! Is she going to be alright?
Wednesday: She was doused in wolfsmane, not wolfsbane. Enid will be just fine. In fact, the accident has left her more than pleased.
Eugene: *puzzled relief* Oh. Okay, that’s good. But what does wolfsmane even do?
Wednesday: What it sounds like. Now then—
Wednesday: —from where would one procure vast quantities of offensively colorful hair dye on exceedingly short notice?
Eugene: *adjusts his glasses* Um… I guess we could che—
*weeeeEEEE—*
Wednesday/Eugene: 😑🤨❓
Eugene: What’s that sound?
Wednesday: 👆😑
Eugene: *glances up*
*—EEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Enid Werepunzel:

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Wednesday: I will not be some simpering domestic housewife.
Enid: Oh yeah? Then what WILL you be?
Wednesday: A feral housewife.
Enid: *giggles* In that case, I want my cute, little, feral housewife to go make me a sandwich.
Wednesday: …
– Hours later, during a video call. –
Yoko: She burned down the kitchen, didn’t she?
Enid: *head in hands* While wearing her stompiest boots.
Yoko: Not surprised. Did you at least get your sandwich?
Enid: No, I got soup.
Yoko: *winces* Ouch. What kind?
Enid: Grilled cheese.
Yoko:
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
On a long-awaited trip to another country, a bandaged Enid struggles in Wednesday’s grasp.
Enid: Lemme go! PLEASE.
Wednesday: Enid, they are hunters. They just attempted to kill you.
Enid: I don’t care! I have to see them!
Wednesday: Absolutely not. I will not—
Enid: 🥺
Wednesday: 😑
Wednesday: …I will accompany you—but only if you wash that atrocious body paint off first.
Enid: 🥹💕
– Later at the HUNTR/X concert, during a brief interlude. –
Mira: *whispers to her bandmates* It’s that demon with the pink and blue hair again. Up front at 2 o’clock.
Rumi: Are we sure she’s a demon? She seemed really sweet before we fought, and I can’t even see the markings anymore.
Mira: It’s all an act. Besides, check out the girl next to her.
Rumi: 🤨❓
Rumi: 😬‼️
Rumi: Yikes. Talk about evil death glares. Total demon vibes.
Mira: Exactly. What do you think, Zoey?
Zoey: Ohmygosh! She’s so dark and mysterious! Do you think they’re together?? I hope so! They have perfect black cat and golden retriever energy! I am so shipping them! I don’t care if they’re d—
Bianca: Hey, Agnes. Do you know what’s up with Wednesday? I haven’t seen her in class all week.
Agnes: My intel indicates that she’s been dealing with an unexpected facet of her family curse.
Bianca: *snorts* “Curse” my iridescent scaled ass. She just has a blatantly obvious crush on her rainbow-bright roommate.
Agnes: Trust me, it’s a curse.
Bianca: I’ll believe it when—
“—naME IS ENID SINCLAIR!”
Agnes/Bianca: *glance over to see—*
Wednesday: *storming by, her face a mask of indignant rage as she is trailed by a shrieking entity comprised of roiling black vapor*
Shrieking entity: WEDNESDAY FRIDAY ADDAMS IS IN LOVE WITH ENID SINCLAIR!
Bianca: *gawks*
Agnes: *smugly* By “new facet”, I meant the curse can physical manifest if sufficiently ignored.
Shrieking entity The Curse: ENID SINCLAIR IS THE GIRL WEDNESDAY FRIDAY ADDAMS IS IN LOVE WITH!
Bianca: Holy shit, the Addams family curse sucks serious balls.
The Curse: WHO DOES WEDNESDAY FRIDAY ADDAMS LOVE? ENID SINCLAIR! WHO IS ENID SINCLAIR? THE ONE WEDNEDAY FRIday Addams lo—
Bianca: What exactly am I looking at here?
Enid: It’s an old baby pic of Wednesday. Wasn’t she just totes adorbs?
Bianca: Adorable? Try horrible. Seriously, what is she even wearing?
Enid: She’s technically naked in this pic.
Bianca: Bitch, if she’s naked, then what the heck is all of THAT?
Enid: Her exuvia. Duh.
Bianca: Her what now?
Enid: Exuvia. You know, her molt?
Bianca: *blank stare*
Enid: *sighs* A molt is the cuticle layer shed through a process called ecdysis, wherein—
Bianca: W H Y ?
Enid: *disapproving look* Uh. So she can grow? Wow, B. Read a wiki sometime.
Bianca:
Bianca:
Bianca: I hate that I can’t tell if you’re bullshitting me when it comes to Addams.

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Enid: Wednesday’s does that!
Bianca: Shut up it does not.
Enid: Yes it does! Show her, babe.
Wednesday: Behold.
Enid: I call her Meowcifur!
Bianca:
Wednesday: She stabbed me.
Enid: She means I saved her life.
Wednesday: Ten times in an instant. I have the scars, if you require concrete evidence.
Enid: She fell from the balcony. I caught her, but I was scared and my claws were out.
Wednesday: I have never before felt closer to another living being.
Enid: My fingers were like totally IN her lungs.
Wednesday: *wistful* She was present in my every excruciating breath.
Enid: *shudders* They were so… so squishy.
Wednesday/Enid: 😏😖
Fast-food clerk: 😰
Fast-food clerk: *nervously* Ma’ams, please, this is a Wendy’s.
Enid: Oh, right! We’ll get 13 Baconators, 8 large—