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Wenclair edits from Wednesday (2022) Season 2, featuring Enid, Wednesday, Agnes, and that guy. Created: 10/19 - 10/25

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Conversation Prompt

“If you don’t stop chewing at your stitches like a dog, I’ll be forced to put a cone on you.”

“Leave me the fuck alone. I didn’t ask for your help.”

“Lashing out when injured. Classic. Maybe I should get a spray bottle as well.”

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During Enid’s first training session with Nevermore’s new dodgeball team.

Enid: Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. And—

Enid: *chucks something at Xavier*

Xavier: *catches* Oof!

Enid: If you can dodge a Wednesday, you can dodge a ball.

Xavier: What? *looks down*

Wednesday: 🗡️😡🔪

Xavier: OH F—

*canon atypical violence*

Enid: *snorts* Shoulda dodged.

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Enid: Why can’t you accept that I’m dating him?!

Wednesday: Enid, listen to me. Bruno is an animal. A thick-skulled beast, caring for little else than his own hide.

Enid: How can you say that? I mean, maybe he is a little stubborn, and he can come off as selfish—

Enid: —but that’s just because being a werewolf at a new school is like totes stressful!

Wednesday: 😐

Wednesday: Did you say a werewolf?

Enid: Obvi!

Wednesday: 😒

Wednesday: Just to be clear, you are dating a Bruno…?

Enid: *still annoyed* Yuson. Bruno Yuson, from Thisbie Hall.

Wednesday: 😑

Wednesday: If you would excuse me, I must apologize to my family rug.

Enid: *huffs* Fine! Whatevs. I guess we’ll finish this later.

Wednesday: *awkwardly slinks stalks away*

Enid: 😤

Enid: 🤨

Enid: Did she say rug?

– Meanwhile, at the Addams family manor. –

Gomez: Buck up, old chum! I’m sure Wednesday didn’t mean a word of what she said this morning.

Bruno the rug:

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Pre-Wenclair. Enid and Agnes meet in neutral territory under an uneasy truce.

Enid: Alright, you creepy little creeper, I’m only asking this once—

Agnes: You can stop barking, pup. I already know what you want.

Enid: *sneers* Of course you do. So what’s the price?

Agnes: Oh, nothing much. Just another favor on the stack. Watch my back, make sure I stay nice and healthy, let me call you M—

Enid: I GET IT! Deal. Now fork them over.

Agnes: *holds out a manila envelope, which Enid snatches and immediately opens to check the contents*

Enid: 😠

Enid: 😯

Enid: 😍

Agnes: *smugly* I even got some of her playing the cello without her jacket on.

Enid: 😳

Enid: 😒

Enid: *tucks the envelope away* Yeah, well, I still think you’re a total sicko for taking these.

Agnes: Says my best customer~

Enid:

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Quote Prompt

“I know we all joke about your codependent relationship, but you guys can usually be apart for longer than a week without you falling apart. What’s up?”

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Enid: It was just a silly post. We all know you’re not that short.

Wednesday: *scowls* It will be Tanaka’s last such comment. She has outlived her usefulness.

Enid: *eyeroll* Babe, Yoko’s one of my best friends. She doesn’t need to be “useful”.

Wednesday: Regardless, between changing schools and Agnes’ integration, she has become redundant—

Wednesday: —and while you may not have planned for the vampire’s inevitable obsolescence, I did.

Enid: *eyeroll* Ohmygod. Wednesday, planned obsolescence applies to things like iPhones and trendy sportswear, not friends.

Wednesday: *scoffs* You’re just saying that because you want me to call off the bounty.

Enid: Of course I— THE WHAT?

Wednesday: I would complete her obsolescence myself, but what sort of mate would I be if I missed our monthly distraction-free date night?

Enid: CALL THEM OFF CALL THEM OFF!

Wednesday: *innocent head tilt* But how, mi lobita? Distraction-free includes my crystal ball, which is secure in our time lock safe—

Wednesday: —alongside your phone, your laptop, and my typewriter.

Enid: ‼️😱‼️

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Enid: *frantic* Oh gawd, I’m sorry I ran! I was just so scared, and—

Wednesday: Enid.

Enid: —after I hit it, I j-just… I’m so sorry!

Wednesday: You stopped it.

Enid: I— I can’t— Wait. What?

Wednesday: The monster. You stopped it.

Enid: *joyous surprise* Oh!

Wednesday: More precisely, you bisected it clean down the middle. Death was instantaneous.

Enid: *stunned horror* Oh.

Wednesday: It was one of the most nauseating deaths I have ever witnessed. Everything spilled out in a glorious red rush. E v e r y t h i n g.

Enid: *queasy realization* Oh…

Wednesday: *hesitates*

Wednesday: I must apologize. My words were… untrue.

Enid: *ecstatic relief* WHAT? Oh thank the MOON! You had me—

Wednesday: It was far from a clean cut. Death was exceedingly slow and beyond agonizing. My most twisted ancestors would be proud.

Wednesday: To put it plainly—I am jealous of your achievement, mi lobita aterradora.

Enid:

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I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

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After a desperate asshole crosses the line and locks himself in the janitor’s closet with a love potion-inflicted Wednesday Addams.

Xavier: FINALLY! It’s just me and you, Wednesday. There’s no one else for you to fall for. No one to stand in our way.

Wednesday: *dazedly blinks*

Xavier: *unhinged laughter* No Enid, no Bianca, no Divina—

Wednesday: *glances around the closet*

Xavier: —no Yoko, no Ajax, no Kent…

Wednesday: *approaches a corner*

Xavier: Not even Eugene! NO ONE! No one that you could possibly find more attrac—

Wednesday: *smoothly caresses a ratty old abandoned broom*

Xavier: —tive than… than…

Xavier: 😦

Wednesday: *huskily* Would you do me the honor of a dance, mi escobita?

Xavier:

Xavier: OH COME ON! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KI—

*RRRRIP!*

Xavier: *turns and makes terrified eye contact with feral blue*

Enraged Enid: Killing you? *drops the ruined door* Don’t mind if I do.

🚪😡 😱 💃🧹

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After a case requiring the crossing of multiple state lines, Wednesday makes a call while keeping the phone from Enid.

Wednesday: Pugsley, tell Father that we require transportation from Virginia.

Enid: Saaaay it!

Wednesday: Our location is an unincorporated community in Augusta County.

Enid: Please say it! Please, please, please!

Wednesday: The coordinates are—

Enid: *saddest wolf pup eyes EVER*

Wednesday/Enid: 😒 🥺

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *deep sigh*

Wednesday: To be specific, Enid and I are currently in Love, Virg—

Enid: WE’RE IN LOVE! WEDNESDAY AND I ARE IN LOVE! LOVE!!

Wednesday/Enid: 🙄 🥰💕

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Xavier: Just one date, Wednesday, ONE!

Wednesday: *grits teeth* My answer is still NO.

Xavier: But—

Wednesday: Thavier, stop. As I inexplicably keep having to tell you, there are only two types of people in this world: those whom I will never consider dating, and—

*CRASH!*

Wednesday: 😒

Enid: *steps through the new hole the wall* ME! THE OTHER TYPE IS ME!

Enid: 😡

Enid: 🤨❓

Enid: Where the heck did Thavier go?

Wednesday: *point to the rubble beneath Enid’s feet*

Enid: 🫢‼️

Enid: *groans* Dangit, not again! The nurse is going to be so pissed.

Wednesday: Again? That would explain his recent memory issues, as well as his insistence that we call him “Thavier Xorpe”.

Enid: *already on her phone* Hello? It’s Xorpe again. A brick wall kind of, uh… fell on him. Randomly. I blame bad luck and—

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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

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After Enid shows off the exotic cake she baked for Wednesday’s birthday.

Yoko: Those ingredients are freaking wild. Where’d you even find fresh minotaur milk? Aren’t they extinct?

Enid: Nope! I harvested some while visiting family in Greece. Turns out my cousins know one, so they introduced me.

Yoko:

Yoko: Bitch, how the heck did you get milk from a minotaur?

Enid: *expression grows distant*

Enid: I… I dun wanna talk about it…

– Somewhere in Greece, two weeks ago. –

Enid: Moons above, please! No more!

Minotaur: No! If you want my milk, you must SOLVE my maze!

Enid: But I HATE mazes!

Minotaur: Tough παξιμάδια! No maze, no milk!

Enid: *sobs in graph paper*

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Enid: Babe, I’m like deadass bored.

Wednesday: I have a solution that you will find both novel and educational.

Enid: *suspicious* Is your solution sketchy?

Wednesday: Define “sketchy” in this context.

Enid: Is it morally, ethically, or legally wrong, like medical malpractice?

Wednesday: Medical malpractice only applies to fully licensed and accredited healthcare professionals.

Enid: Which we aren’t.

Wednesday: Precisely.

Enid: 🤨

Enid: 🤔

Enid: 🤷‍♀️

Enid: *sighs* Okay, as long as innocent people aren’t horrifically maimed, I’m in.

Wednesday: …

Enid: Wednesday?

Wednesday: Define “people” and “maimed” in this conte—

Enid: WEDNESDAY, NO!

Wednesday: …

Wednesday: Define “no” in this—

Enid:

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Wednesday: Enid, please. You are obviously allergic to the proteins within mosquito saliva—

Enid: *sporting several swollen lumps*

Wednesday: —so if you insist on helping in the garden, you must either apply repellant or allow me to eliminate them.

Enid: *whines* Nooo! Babe, please don’t hurt them!

Wednesday: They are feasting on blood that is rightfully MINE. For what reason should I not commit genocide?

Enid: 😖

Enid: Because they remind me of Yoko.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Excuse me?

Enid: Look! They remind me of Yoko, okay?!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I… realize that I often refer to Tanaka as a mosquito, but the resemblance can’t possi—

“Heyyy bitchezZzz!”

Wednesday: 😐❓

Enid: *points* SEE?!

Wednesday: 😒

MoYosquitoes: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🕶️ 🦟➰

Enid: Like seriously! Where did they even FIND so many teensy-weensy, adorable sunglasses??

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Upon arriving at their motel room during a school trip.

Enid: Ohmygod, this room is like murder central.

Wednesday: One can only hope.

Enid: *stares at the bed with a look of disgust* I am so freaking glad we don’t have a black light.

Wednesday: Who says we don’t?

Enid: What?

Wednesday: *holds up a UV flashlight*

Enid: WEDNESDAY! DON’T YOU D—

*click*

Enid/Wednesday: 😱😀

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