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Wenclair edits from Wednesday (2022) Season 2, featuring Enid, Wednesday, Agnes, and that guy. Created: 10/19 - 10/25

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Excerpt from Wednesday Wenclair (2022) Season 2

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Morticia: And who is this deranged little doppelgänger?

Agnes: *curtsies* It’s my displeasure to meet you, Mrs. Addams. I’m Ag—

Enid: *snarks* She’s a pathetic pocket-sized plagiarist, that’s who she is.

Wednesday: Let it go, mi lobita. It was one time.

Enid: But it was MY LINE!

Wednesday: Tamp down the vexation. You are above such a juvenile overreaction.

Enid: 😤

Morticia/Agnes: 😒😒

Agnes: As I was saying, I’m Agnes DeMille. It’s DeMille with two L’s. Like “illegal drug”.

Enid/Wednesday: 😏😐

Enid/Wednesday: 😌😡

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Enid: Wednesday’s biggest concealed weapon is her huge heart.

Bianca: Truth. Like a grim reaper with a heart of gold.

Enid: Oh, yeah, that too.

Bianca: Pardon?

*horrified screams of disgust*

Bianca: 😒

Bianca: 😧⁉️

Bianca: Where the hell did she even FIND a mummified heart that big?

Enid: From her 190-times-great-granduncle Addamhotep the Third’s canopic barrel.

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: 😑

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: Oh… kay. That would explain it being mummified, but what about the freaking size of it? I’m pretty sure it’s bigger than her whole-damn torso!

Enid: Well, like my secretly compassionate girlfriend, Addamhotep the Third also had a huge heart…

Bianca: 🤨

Enid: …but it’s mostly because he was a half-sphinx who died from undiagnosed cardiomegaly.

Bianca: 🙄

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Agnes: *appears* Wednesday, I have the—

Enid: *in a thick Scottish accent* Weel if it isnae Princess Murda’. Where's yer bears 'n' bow?

Agnes: *disdainful sniff* Have you been marking your territory again, pup? You smell a bit rank.

Enid: Gang sook oan th' Blarney Stane 'n' choke oan it!

Agnes: The Blarney Stone is Irish!

Enid: *drops the accent* Whatever, Depraveheart. Just back off my girlfriend, make like a set of shitty bagpipes, and blow the fuck off!

Agnes: For the last time, DeMille is FRENCH, you Pride Fest Pound Puppy!

Enid/Agnes: 🤬🖕🖕 🖕🖕🤬

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: 🤨❓

Bianca/Wednesday: 😒 😑🤳

Bianca: Are you seriously recording this?

Wednesday: I am merely acquiring leverage for the next time Enid insists that I “show some diplomacy”.

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The best dynamic in Wednesday Season 2. Featuring Agnes “Rage Bait” DeMille, Wednesday Addams, and Enid Sinclair.

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Shortly after the events in Episode 4 of Season 2.

Bianca: If we can’t pick up the search for Tyler on Tuesday, then how about the night after?

Ajax: Sorry, I can’t make it. I got RA duties.

Bianca: Damnit, I guess that means Wednesday’s out the window. How—

*SOB!*

Bianca: —about Thurs… goddamnit.

Enid: *balls to the wall inconsolable ugly crying*

Ajax/Bianca: 🫢😒

Bianca: Yeah, this one’s my bad.

Enid: *wretched wailing* Wuh-Wuh-Wednesdaaay!

Ajax/Bianca/Enid: 😬 🤦 😭

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Wednesday: And my so-called secret admirer has enlisted you as their liaison?

Agnes: That’s correct. Your secret admirer, who is as shy as she is vibrant, would like to know what you are looking for in a woman.

Nearby bush: *anxious rustle*

Agnes/Wednesday: 😒 😒 🌳💦

Wednesday: …I see.

Wednesday: Tell my would-be suitor that I prefer my women in the same manner as my favorite knives—

Wednesday: —and that if she is truly interested in courting me, then she would do well to replace them.

Agnes: *knowing grin* Understood.

Wednesday: *gives a curt nod and stalks away*

Agnes: *turns and casually walks over to the nearby bush*

Agnes: She’s gone, pup. You can come out now.

Enid: *pops up with a groan of frustration* She likes her women like she likes her favorite knives? Seriously?

Agnes: That’s what she said.

Enid: So what, sharp and well-maintained? Does she want me to like, I dunno, BUY her sharper knives??

Agnes: Not exactly. Where does Wednesday keep her favorite knives?

Enid: In their sheaths, duh! How does that help?

Agnes: 🤦‍♀️

Agnes: *slowly* And she keeps those sheaths where exactly?

Enid: Strapped to her inner thi—

Enid: 🫪‼️

Enid: Th… th-thi… thi… thnngnfghh…

Agnes: Enid? Your nose is… nevermind, I’ll take care of it.

Agnes/Enid:

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Incorrect Quote for Wednesday (2022) S2E1 Featuring a raccoon.

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Incorrect Quote for The Room Wednesday (2022) S2E?

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Our woeful seer, fresh from a bath, towels off her hair as she argues with her roommate.

Wednesday: As much as it galls me to admit it, Agnes has proven useful to this investigation.

Enid: Babe, I don’t care. That bitch puts the sicko in sycophant.

Wednesday: You give her too much credit. She is only deranged at best.

Enid: Only deranged? She sneaks in to drink your freaking bathwater!

Wednesday: Don’t be absurd, she’s not that—

*burp*

Enid/Wednesday: 😒😒

Agnes: 🫥

Enid: *snaps out claws* Permission to hunt that overgrown Annabelle?

Wednesday: Granted.

Agnes: 🫥💦

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Incorrect Quote for The Princess Bride Wednesday (2022) S2E?

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Bianca: I’m almost afraid to ask, but why are you two kitted out like you’re about to go up against the final boss of a Capcom game?

Enid: We’re just taking the bait!

Bianca: Excuse me?

Wednesday: The bait with which a particularly imprudent trap was laid.

Bianca: What kind of trap? Or bait? Or whatever?

Enid: Well, it’s Wends and me, so obviously the queer kind.

Bianca:

Bianca: Oh for crying out— Are you actually serious?

Enid: To quote another fiercely competitive blonde from a prime example of queerbaiting, this is Dixie Chicks serious.

Bianca:

Bianca: You two are insane.

Wednesday: Would you care to join us?

Bianca: And just why would I do that?

Enid: Because I know for a fact that you read Supercorp, Miss FishBitch4Fics.

Bianca: 😳

Bianca: 😒

Bianca: 🤔

Bianca: Fine, I’m in. How far to the target?

Wednesday: They are in Maryland, so we have approximately 600 miles to gough.

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Wednesday: Enid, please, you must let go.

Enid: *sobbing as she grips Wednesday’s sleeve* I. I c-can’t. P-Please don’t make me!

Wednesday: You have to. There’s no other way.

Enid: B-But what if this is the last time? I… I can’t bear to lose you again!

Wednesday: *reaches out to caress Enid’s face* Mi corazón, I am an Addams. If I do not see you again in this life, then know that there is no afterlife imaginable that could keep me from you.

Enid: *leans into the caress as she weeps* I love you, Wednesday Addams, forever and alwa—

“OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, LET HER GO ALREADY!”

Wednesday/Enid: *glance back at the speaker and the long line of people behind her*

Bianca: *seething with rage and discomfort*

Bianca: ENID, this club has only ONE freaking bathroom and I have to pee. Hell, ALL of these OTHER people have to pee, so STOP being a melodramatic queer CATASTROPHE—

Bianca: —and GET the FUCK ON WITH IT!

Wednesday/Enid: 😐🥺

Wednesday/Enid: 😒🥺

Wednesday/Enid: 🖕😑🥺

Bianca: Addams, don’t you DARE drag Enid into the bathroom wi—GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!

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Incorrect Quote for Wednesday (2022) S2E1

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Wednesday: Enid I have received a number of letters purporting themselves to be from a secret 'pawmirer' would you know anything about them?

Enid: *sweating* ummmm

Inner Yoko: Play dumb!

Enid: What's a letter? Like the alphabet?

Inner Bianca: Not that dumb!!!

Wednesday: *stares at her, then not unkindly* It is a analog means of communication used before email and texting, they come in sealed containers called envelopes

Inner Bianca: Wow she thinks your dumb

Wednesday: In any case, as they are apparently not from you, I am not interested in a relationship outside of our own

Enid: *in her head* wait did she just say she's interested in me???

Inner Yoko: uggggghhhh maybe?

Wednesday: *takes a seat and watches Enid malfunctioning while applying lipstick*

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Wednesday: *most certainly not admiring her malfunctioning wolf*

Inner Gomez: Shower your glorious paramour with praise!

Wednesday: Your current application of lipstick is as lurid as any Glasgow smile.

Enid: Huh??

Inner Morticia: A touch less morbid, my dear, and perhaps in Spanish.

Wednesday: Tus labios son preciosos.

Enid: WHAT ABOUT MY LABIA?!

Wednesday: …

Inner Uncle Fester: Time to bail, toots! Quick, eat a lightbulb and backflip off the balcony!

Enid: Uh. What are you doing with that lightb—

*crunch!*

Enid: Ohmygosh, your mouth! Why would—OHMYGOSH WEDNESDAY!!!

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Ajax: *cowering in a corner of the room*

Bianca: What’s with Ajax?

Enid: *sighs* He’s freaking out over Thing.

Bianca: But didn’t they become best buds after winning that hacky sack tournament together?

Wednesday: My beloved’s ex-entanglement made the questionable choice of sharing a pipe with my Uncle Fester.

Bianca: Of weed?

Wednesday: Amongst other things. He is lucky to still be counted amongst the living.

Bianca: *grimaces* Jesus.

Ajax: *shrieks when Thing hops up onto a nearby bed*

Enid: *groans* Ajax, for the last time, there’s nobody attached to Thing! You just smoked too much!

Ajax: B-But Blue Dude! I SEE BLUE DUDE! 😭

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