A motley of Incorrect Wenclair, with sporadic fan art. Contains some mature humor. ❗️Minors please filter out #adult humor & #inappropriate wenclair.❗️ Demimale • Demi/Aego • Exhausted • Spawned in the 80’s.
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Wednesday: I must admit, Agnes, I am impressed that you successfully tranquilized her. When Enid goes feral, she becomes an implacable force of nature.
Agnes: Actually, she—
Wednesday: A creature rife with bestial muscle and savage intent, her capacity for violence is as boundless as the sheer depth of her lupine beauty.
Agnes: 😐
Wednesday: To cross her when she is in such a state is tantamount to suicide, yet given the chance to be faced with her claws and teeth…
Agnes: 🫤
Wednesday: So close that I am enveloped by her hot breath, wet upon my skin…
Wednesday: *trails off with a dreamy look*
Agnes: 🙄
Agnes: *clears her throat*
Wednesday: *blinks once* Hm? Ah, you were saying?
Agnes: It was the most harrowing ordeal of my life. Only by some miracle did I complete my mission without being eaten alive. Enid is every bit as terrible as you so succinctly described.
Wednesday: *barely suppressed smile* As is to be expected of my ruthless wolf.
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Bianca: Wait, Wednesday is the reason TABI Cat Curiosities stopped selling One Wish Willows and ultimately went bankrupt?
Agnes: *proudly* She is.
Bianca: That’s actually incredibly altruistic of her. All those lives that would’ve been ruined by irresponsible wishes… she saved them.
Agnes: I wouldn’t say it was out of the goodness of her black heart.
Bianca: 🤔
Bianca: Let me guess, it was to stop any further incels from wishing for Enid’s undying adoration and thereby inconveniencing Wednesday—
Bianca: —when she has to inevitably dispose of their mutilated corpses?
Agnes: An adequate guess, but butchering romantic rivals is a time-honored Addams tradition, so no.
Bianca: *eyeroll* Of course it is. So why did Wednesday do it?
Agnes: Anniversary present for Enid.
Bianca: That just makes it second-hand altruism on behalf of Enid.
Agnes: Not exactly. Check Enid’s latest Insta post.
Bianca: 🤨
Bianca: 😒🤳
Bianca: 😦🤳
Bianca: That has got to be the biggest furrachino in the whole damn world.
Agnes: The biggest guilt-free furrachino.
Bianca: Uh. Guilt free?
Agnes: *counts off her fingers* It’s zero calorie while also being completely nutritious at no cost to flavor—
Agnes: —fully caffeinated without the usual adverse side-effects of caffeine like the jitters or anxiety—
Agnes: —perpetually frosty regardless of ambient temperature yet incapable of inflicting brain freeze—
Agnes: —and most importantly non-magically bottomless.
Bianca: …I’m going to need you to explain that last one. Why is it being “non-magical” so important?
Agnes: Well, normally something magically bottomless circumvents the economy. That results in an inadvertent negative impact across all parts of the supply chain.
Bianca: 😕
Agnes: Coffee, milk, syrup, marshmallows, whipped cream, candy sprinkles, steak sauce, food dyes, etcetera, and that’s not even getting into the associated manual labor.
Bianca: 😟
Agnes: Magically bottomless means a stolen consumer, and with just how much Enid consumes? You could say she single-handily keeps the furrachino industry afloat in the northeastern United States.
Bianca: Wow. That’s… Wait, what about Nes—
Agnes: Her furrachino is entirely Nestlé free. Its supply chain is comprised of small businesses that only use ecologically renewable ingredients harvested through mostly ethical methods.
Bianca: Mostly ethical?
Agnes: Sometimes it’s less harvesting and more aggressive confiscation of corporate assets.
Bianca: *stares for a long moment*
Bianca: Right. I’m assuming this all means Wednesday used a One Wish Willow for Enid’s dream furrachino. How did that get the company to collapse?
Agnes: She didn’t just use a One Wish Willow, she used THE One Wish Willow.
Bianca: 😐
Bianca: 😑
Bianca: 😐
Bianca: Are you saying that there is a One Wish Willow tree out there?
Agnes: There was.
Bianca: 😬
Bianca: Couldn’t she have gotten the same thing with a normal One Wish Willow?
Agnes: She could’ve, but you know Wednesday. When it comes to grand gestures of love, it’s either go big or go—
Bianca: *bemused snort* Or go home. Got it.
Agnes: *scoffs* Seeing as Wednesday says “go big or go nuclear”, you don’t.
Bianca: 🙄
Agnes: *thoughtful hum* If only it wasn’t too late to One Wish Willow you into NOT being an ignorant peasant.
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“Remember how you willingly got maimed to save my life and how that means everything to me?”
“I mean, I’d do that for any of my friends. It wasn’t a difficult choice. I could survive what happened, I wasn’t so sure that you would. It seemed like a fair deal.”
“Right, yes, you’re the most important person in the world to me. Anyway, I brought the severed head of the guy who did it!”
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