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Yeen Fact #431: Potato

☆ athenian vase of dog, 510-500 bce

When the schemes are gay and sinister

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.

SO IT IS!!!

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

thought i got a lifer (henslow's sparrow) but it wasn't (grasshopper sparrow) but then i put in the gps for another park (it had owls) but for some reason it took me somewhere restricted (behind the correctional facility) (i thought it was a high school when i drove by it) (bleak look for american high schools in retrospect) so i had to very hurriedly leave (before cops saw me) and while i was driving out of there an actual lifer (bobolink) flew right in front of my car (yay) but i was within direct view of the prison yard (not yay) so stopping and getting out with my camera seemed like a bad idea (looks suspicious) so i instead twisted over really far with my camera to snap it from the driver's seat (definitely less suspicious) and accidentally leaned on my horn so i had to leave really really fast. so that's. the story of why my first bobolink photo looks like this,