i point blank refuse to believe the twelfth doctor was a professor for like seventy years in modern higher ed, dude. even if the university let him do whatever he wanted (universities do this, you just gotta plonk your big grant or award on the table. or like run their revenue generating journal.), even then, you think this fucker sat down and graded papers? you think he answered emails begging for extensions? you think he HAS an institutional email like thedoctor at stluke dot ac dot uk??? be for fucking real. look me in the eye and tell me he's been to a single departmental meeting.



















