im a tad bit silly

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

Brand new gender idea: Bird

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

black tortoiseshell with high white spotting (calico)

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

I'm reading a tumblr post on browser

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me