m,y tuube:)

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

And they’re all Vlad