white australian heathcliff, it's me i'm 36yo blonde barbie cathy w a primo facelift & veneers, i've come home!

ough my teeth. and back. and head

ANGUISH

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

otay mattie let's play rooms together yayyy

Don't you just love the gauche wallpaper? It's so camp- what the fuck is that

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀