Well, technically you're not wrong...

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Kyllä routa mummon lumeen ajaa

Katosi kuin leppäkeihäs

Lensi kuin pieru Saharassa

Kissan hännän ostajalla on paskanen loppu

Ei kannettu vesi sammaloidu

Ei kannettu kirves kaivossa pysy

Seisoo siinä kuin nallit kalliolla

Niin kuin perseeseen ammuttu kyrpä otsassa

Ei vierivä lapsi mene pesuveden mukana

Ei niinkään yhdistelmä ku muunnelma mutta yks minun lemppareita on "löydään viisaat päät poikki"

Niin metsä vastaa kuin sinne itse kapsahtaa

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics