*Unhinged Screeching*

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

idk who needs to hear this but ‘texting and driving’ actually is about driving & looking at ur phone for any reason including typing new directions into your damn maps app or choosing a song. stop swerving into my lane looking up a playlist to commit vehicular manslaughter to. ‘i wasn’t technically texting’ aint gonna hold up in court babes

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

so cool how a quail has the little bonus feather on top its simply divine

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask