*Unhinged Screeching*

the great thing about tumblr is that you can meet people you'll vibe with on a level you have never vibed with anyone before and the tragedy about tumblr is that they almost certainly will live in another country

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

is that a book of poetry in your pocket or is your penis just poignant and insightful and beautiful

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence