Our Lady Of Abandon

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

Well duh.

the most beloved holiday of the Pre-collapse Americans (also known was known as the "Yankees") was the Julian Fourth, or "Independence Day". to celebrate the holiday, the Yankees would perform a decorative, ritualistic bombardment of the sky. this is believed to be a sort of Babelic ritual, declaring war against the American god, George Washing-Town. as an unintended side-effect, the loud blasts of the ritual acted as a form of psychological torture to wildlife, domestic pets, and their own traumatized warrior caste.

I Would Like To Stop Being A Pre-collapse American Please For The Love Of Fucking God

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

I think there might be other reasons why you have no friends.

its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again

@iiep-wop

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

Happy Heartseeker's Birthday to those of the faith.

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

PLEASE