stick dis in your pipe and smoke it

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

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Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

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