A Day in DottiLand

the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times

😮😮😮

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

This goes not just fore white folks, but also nonblack poc.

The kids are alright

I’m in the middle of binge watching Criminal Minds and I just love Derek and Penelope’s relationship. It’s so wholesome.

So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally

holy shit youre right

True. What's May gonna be like?

...how. How is it already the 22nd. WTF.

Not a single person on my dash has posted the “It’s gonna be May” meme and I feel like that says a lot about what it’s gonna be like.

Well, guess I have a new trick for my bag (of tricks).

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

But…how else are you supposed to open them?

It’s in the picture friend, you peel the paper and press a spoon to the seam.

These are jack-in-the-boxes for adults.

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

the party embarks upon a laser quest

Ok who wants me to DM this campaign because WOWZERS I’m into this

oh my god @first-officer-banana

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big