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in honor of chapter 5 coming up I was hit in the face with the memory of making a "susie swallowed shampoo" animatic

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

Rules of gun safety:

It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶

I like thinking that sometimes Kim buys pickled stuff, like ginger or onions, with the plan of actually cooking something with those. But Harry just eats all of it and puts the empty jar back inside the fridge with just the pickle juice in it like a little bitch.

I see your poll results but look what he can do

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."