Keep Calm and Wait Patiently

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

very cruel to put this much love inside the body of such an unloveable creature

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me