Keep Calm and Wait Patiently

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

most of writing is just looking up the definitions of words to make sure that they haven’t suddenly changed to something entirely different than what they’ve always meant

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs