verbal lollygagging

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

I've mostly been playing mine in beach volleyball and not gonna lie it hasn't gone very well

likely because volleyballs are notoriously terrible LARP partners

One day I will break that shell of romantic brooding silence that surrounds their tormented, tragic souls.

I think my favorite thing about RRR is that basically every single thing in it was a like. "Should we do this realistically or should we do this in a way that's SO fucking sick". And they chose the fucking sick way every damn time!!!

getting my sister to watch be my favorite by describing part of the plot and she decided it could be an interesting heated rivalry au. lets fucking goooooooooo

wow we finished that so fast. the power of wanting to write an au

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother