verbal lollygagging

silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.

ok the issue is that when fic leans a little too hard into shane hollander Speaking His Truth, brave by sara bareilles starts playing in my head. and then i am drawn into imagining the shane hollander cellular network commercial featuring choreographed hockey players skating in the shape of a wifi symbol

everyone wants me dead </3

you know that post about characters that try to solve every narrative challenge with a self-sacrificing suicide. well what's great about ilya is that he's not even in a genre where that's a reasonable solution. like it makes sense in buffy. it does not make sense in hockey games. but does he let that stop him?? no he has the CONVICTION of his beliefs. ilya captain voice alright boys listen up i know we're down by 2 but we can still win this cup. if i disembowel myself on the ice-- (the entire team groans in unison)

once tlg pt 1 is out i will need all the amv makers to elect someone to make a die young by sylvan esso fanvid. i will commission one if nobody does it i will die on this hill.

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch