Story, 30s, he/they. M.A. in fanfiction (real) & Ph.D. in Dean Studies (not real). Unintentional founder of the fandom wine grump coalition. Assigned verified Heller by beloved mutual. Autumn bitch. Swiftie. Every month I blaze my silliest post. Whatever the enby version of a girls' girl is. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
My archive blog is @darkkrakenemotions. I currently track the tag #darkshrimpemotions. I have/participate in several sideblogs including: @fuckyeahnickburkhardt (Grimm/Nick sideblog), @fandomfall (fall & fandoms sideblog), and @harveyguilleniconodelamoda (Harvey Guillén fashion blog).
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He/she/they pronouns all work. I post mainly about WWDITS, SPN, Taylor Swift, queer issues, fandom history, and horror movies. I less often post about Riverdale, Grimm, Teen Wolf, 2005 bandom, CSI, Criminal Minds, OFMD, Good Omens, and various other fandoms. I love Dean Winchester a ridiculous amount. Nandor the Relentless is my one true love. Izzy Hands is my favorite. Around mid-August I morph into a fall bitch and I’m not sorry.
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that's a very good addition actually, a solid "you want me to ask people's kids about their genitals? can i have that in writing?" should make upper echelons very uncomfortable.
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
Remember kids, DO NOT chug half a gallon of water all at once. Go ahead and chug just a bit, but then make yourself stop and take sips consistently over time.
If you’re still desperately thirsty after having some water, you probably need electrolytes. There are many options - eat a pickle, have a gatorade (or whatever brand you prefer), add an electrolyte packet to your water, sprinkle salt on some watermelon, make a fun drink with coconut water.
Foods count for hydration, too! Juicy fresh fruits and veg, cold soups, popsicles!
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The Life and Times of a Perpetually Confused Angel
Author: @baileys101
Artist: @beansprean
Rating: General Audiences
Word Count: 6,661
Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Warnings: none
Tags: Friendship, Friendship/Love, Character Study, Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Episode Related, Memories
Summary: Angels were never omniscient, nor invincible. They were powerful, yes — radiant, formidable, capable of reshaping worlds — but they were also bound. Born fully formed, denied free will, denied the right to question, they existed in a state of eternal servitude.
Castiel was one such Angel. And no one — not even God — anticipated the strength of Castiel’s attachment to the man destined to be Michael’s vessel.
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Please hear me out… when I tell you I am on my KNEES for this man. I mean like look at him?! And look at his hair! Omg- I’m going insane… please someone write for him. Yes I have issues, this is self explanatory 😭