Story, 30s, he/they. M.A. in fanfiction (real) & Ph.D. in Dean Studies (not real). Unintentional founder of the fandom wine grump coalition. Assigned verified Heller by beloved mutual. Autumn bitch. Swiftie. Every month I blaze my silliest post. Whatever the enby version of a girls' girl is. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
My archive blog is @darkkrakenemotions. I currently track the tag #darkshrimpemotions. I have/participate in several sideblogs including: @fuckyeahnickburkhardt (Grimm/Nick sideblog), @fandomfall (fall & fandoms sideblog), and @harveyguilleniconodelamoda (Harvey Guillén fashion blog).
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He/she/they pronouns all work. I post mainly about WWDITS, SPN, Taylor Swift, queer issues, fandom history, and horror movies. I less often post about Riverdale, Grimm, Teen Wolf, 2005 bandom, CSI, Criminal Minds, OFMD, Good Omens, and various other fandoms. I love Dean Winchester a ridiculous amount. Nandor the Relentless is my one true love. Izzy Hands is my favorite. Around mid-August I morph into a fall bitch and I’m not sorry.
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Yes, I’m that person who wrote a horror thesis. I also wrote smutty Dracula 2000 slashfic for my master's thesis. To access info about either of those, my writing, my edits, or other things I post about frequently, use the tags on this post. Just click or tap on a tag to see all my posts for that tag.
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"Canada, the most affluent of countries, operates on a depletion economy which leaves destruction in its wake. Your people are driven by a terrible sense of deficiency. When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money."
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sorry but it's still SO funny to me that Thing is canonically Tyler's uncle. for many reasons but mostly bc Thing is so doting and loving to Wednesday while Issac just doesn't fuck with Tyler at all lmfao like Thing spoiling Wednesday rotten vs Issac barely restraining himself from throttling Tyler every time he talks just kills me. it's literally like
imagine the only living relative you have left is a sentient hand. and it loves your ex-girlfriend more than you. sorry Tyler this is so funny to me lmao
yeah, he invited him bc he knew Wednesday had a crush on him 😂 if Wednesday had liked Xavier, Thing would've written that apology/invitation note to him instead. Thing got that dress she liked but made Tyler get his own tux with like only a few hours warning lmfao the dance was not about Tyler it was about making Wednesday feel like a princess 😂
sorry I'm just wondering. is Thing legally recognized as a person in this show's society?? we know from that support group that he's not the only living detached body part, it's just a phenomenon that occasionally happens apparently, and like- the teacher that's just a head has a job. so he's presumably got some amount of human rights. he's getting paid and paying taxes and shit. like I'm sure these conscious body parts would probably be treated worse as a class than disabled people, but they'd surely have to have some legal rights. Thing can communicate with people just fine. he has an address. the addams probably set up a bank account for him. he has experience in childcare. and is a blood relative...
what I'm asking is, could Thing potentially get custody of Tyler?
imagining Tyler at like a courthouse or whatever waiting to meet this mysterious relative that got all the charges against him dropped and is legally adopting him and he's expecting like, an estranged grandparent or something, but then the doors open to reveal Thing like '👋'
Today my sister told me if I die and leave her in this hellhole of a world she will never let my spirit know peace. That's an Appalachian I love you if I've ever heard one. 🥰
I love seeing people with URLs from shows that ended a decade plus ago posting about whatever new fandoms are hitting tumblr. It's like a little glimpse into their fandom geneology and a reminder that fandom never ends. Like hey that person with the stunning Cerulean Sea fanart loved Nick Burkhardt so much they made him part of their online identity! The person posting Eridian mating headcanons was really into The Vampire Diaries at one point! This Heated Rivalry fan really likes Dana Scully also. Love that for them. Love fandom so much!
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that's a very good addition actually, a solid "you want me to ask people's kids about their genitals? can i have that in writing?" should make upper echelons very uncomfortable.
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
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Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
Remember kids, DO NOT chug half a gallon of water all at once. Go ahead and chug just a bit, but then make yourself stop and take sips consistently over time.
If you’re still desperately thirsty after having some water, you probably need electrolytes. There are many options - eat a pickle, have a gatorade (or whatever brand you prefer), add an electrolyte packet to your water, sprinkle salt on some watermelon, make a fun drink with coconut water.
Foods count for hydration, too! Juicy fresh fruits and veg, cold soups, popsicles!
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