Story, 30s, he/they. M.A. in fanfiction (real) & Ph.D. in Dean Studies (not real). Unintentional founder of the fandom wine grump coalition. Assigned verified Heller by beloved mutual. Autumn bitch. Swiftie. Every month I blaze my silliest post. Whatever the enby version of a girls' girl is. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
My archive blog is @darkkrakenemotions. I currently track the tag #darkshrimpemotions. I have/participate in several sideblogs including: @fuckyeahnickburkhardt (Grimm/Nick sideblog), @fandomfall (fall & fandoms sideblog), and @harveyguilleniconodelamoda (Harvey Guillén fashion blog).
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He/she/they pronouns all work. I post mainly about WWDITS, SPN, Taylor Swift, queer issues, fandom history, and horror movies. I less often post about Riverdale, Grimm, Teen Wolf, 2005 bandom, CSI, Criminal Minds, OFMD, Good Omens, and various other fandoms. I love Dean Winchester a ridiculous amount. Nandor the Relentless is my one true love. Izzy Hands is my favorite. Around mid-August I morph into a fall bitch and I’m not sorry.
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something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
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ID: 1a. Waist up of Claire and Kaia, slightly battered and bruised. Kaia has her hands in her hoodie pockets and is looking up at Claire with amusement. Claire has her arms crossed and is smirking down at the viewer. She says, in the form of a screenshotted tweet from Richard57941301, "so when you lost consciousness and fell down like an overwhelmed Victorian woman..."
1b. Reverse shot of Dean sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck in a very dirty tee shirt, his bicep covered in a bloody bandage. Claire and Kaia are visible from the back standing in front of him. He looks up at Claire, slightly red, and replies "I fell normal. I fainted in a normal way."
1c. Claire teases him further: "you put the back of your hand to your forehead and spun around." Dean shouts back defensively: "that never happened I fainted in a normal or maybe even masculine way."
2a. Close up of Dean sitting at a table in the, brooding over a glass of whiskey. In the background stands Claire, with Jack standing nervously behind her as if trying to hide despite being half a foot taller. Claire, face impassive, points at Dean and says, in the form of a screenshot of a post by @moldavite, “dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that.” Dean stares into the middle distance, annoyed but unable to think of a comeback.
2b. Claire and Dean facing off, her smirking and pointing at where the Samulet rests on his chest. Dean gestures to it with both hands and shouts, in the form of an edited screenshot of a post by @sexygaywizard , “it’s not a NECKLACE it’s an AMULET ok it’s a HUNTER thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC.” /end ID
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Okay. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna watch the final season of Sherlock. Probably not all tonight, I had a wedding to go to this weekend and Much To Accomplish before then. But maybe like one episode tonight, and then an episode Sunday, and then I'll see how I feel.
Love having medical anxiety during this cyclosporiasis business. Every single time my stomach hurts even a tiny bit I'm like that's It. I've got The Parasite.
Since Canada is currently trying to sell itself as an "ethical alternative" to Iran's oil, I would just like to remind folks / share some quick information:
More than 50% of Indigenous communities in reserve areas in Canada are at high risk of pipeline spills. When there is a spill, reserves are disproportionately impacted.
The National Energy Board and Supreme Court of Canada has a history of declaring the "public interest and economic interests outweigh Indigenous and treaty rights." Basically, Indigenous peoples don't count enough as "public" to matter.
Pipelines are built without proper consent from the Indigenous Nations they choose to occupy. Keep in mind I say choose, because this is the case even when alternative pipeline routes are suggested that could avoid reserve land. This is a direct, constant, and often violent threat to Indigenous sovereignty.
The MMIW crisis is funded by the oil industry through the creation of worker's "man camps" near reserve land. These "man camps" are nothing but pits of sexual violence and human trafficking of Indigenous women and girls. I am not exaggerating; this is well studied and well documented.
Resources & Sources:
To become an ‘energy superpower’, Canada wants to bulldoze Indigenous rights (START HERE!)
Indigenous Resistance to Alberta Oil and Gas Development Report
When the environment is destroyed, you're destroyed: Achieving Indigenous led pipeline justice
First Nations Consent Ignored as Canadians Asked to Subsidize LNG Expansion
Oil pipelines and food sovereignty: threat to health equity for Indigenous communities
Is Violence against Indigenous Women in “Canada’s interest”? Liquified Natural Gas in B.C., Sexual Violence & Narratives of Terra Nullius
The colonial playbook never ended, Canada’s pipeline deal proves it
Stand together: Alberta's First Nations and non-Indigenous unite against Big Oil
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fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.
When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.
Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.
See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.
So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:
Dear President Obama,
I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.
So far every season of Sherlock has ended with a big messy display of how much John Watson is Sherlock Holmes's heart.
The show started small with him giving up on winning a case for John and freaking out about John being in danger. Then it hella escalated to Sherlock KILLING HIMSELF to protect John. Then he straight up shot a man in the head in cold blood to protect John. What's he gonna do to prove it in season 4? Overthrow the government? Start a war? Blow up the earth???