Meh.

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

You wanna know what's crazy is that whenever you see a really dogshit take from an American political pundit or opinion columnist, shockingly often you can google "[name of guy] Iraq War" and find that they've been doling out absolutely garbage takes for more than 20 years at this point

I think if back in 2003 you thought the Iraq War was a good idea you should be bared from ever getting paid to have opinions on politics ever again. My dumb ass knew that was a bad idea at the time and I was literally 8 years old

I don't want to work for a living anymore

mm. I don't want to work for a living anymore

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

Six thousand? Already like 4x as many people as on polls that matter, but we can do better!