the big milk

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner