whatever a moon has always meant

i ship them but in an infinitely more nuanced and aromantic way than you ever will

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

running a scara team w no shield and no healer. Its what he would want

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

in a way grief sex is like having a threesome with a ghost

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions