milk cat

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

if vtmb got a remake i would want character customization >_<

Tzimisce are great because even if you managed to find one that not only subscribed to a human-legible morality but was also moral by it, you'd still have to deal with the fact that it probably has a form reminiscent of an attempt by John Carpenter's The Thing to assimilate a xenomorph.

A Tzimisce elder complaining about how annoyed it is that its clan has lost its way and it very pointedly saying that it follows the Path of Chivalry and not the Path of the Honorable Accord and how the followers of the latter have forgotten that the point of it all is to work towards a greater good. However, it's hard for you to listen to its spiel because while it is explaining all of this to you, it's also using its four, clawed arms to peel a shovelhead like an orange.

mitski just dropped the dancehall single of the summer