milk cat

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

Is this a reference to the time PETA took one look at Umamusume and the first word out of their mouth was "In reality, Silence Suzuka broke her leg and was shot" or sumn like that with a graphic depiction of Umaverse Suzuka with a broken leg

no it's a reference to the real life practice of shooting horses with broken legs

leads you to my room giggling and smiling and pushes you onto the bed and my face goes deadpan and i shoot you without hesitation

I want more stuff where a human chooses to stop being human, and this is portrayed as a reasonable choice, and the person is happy as a result.

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

I seem like the bi aroallo who would not want to have sex with you tbh

sorry I know we've moved on but this is still so. fucking funny. I've spent the last two days going "wow this is so soft butch of me" whenever I do anything

wearing a button up today... never beating the soft butch allegations

I love ilias however I do long for the rough touch of a mean woman so I may need to draw a lesbian asap and take a break from him

You really can't scare me with the "mean lesbian" trope, I think they should be meaner and I want to meet them

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body