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They're characters from the Metroid manga (shown here beside my versions of them)

Kreatz is the little smug one and Mauk is the one who isn't Kreatz. They're part of the broader Galactic Federation - the games don't focus on the non-human factions these days (maybe Prime 4 does but I haven't played it yet). I like the two of them as a connection to the GF for Samus that doesn't directly involve interacting with humans, like a sort of protective 'barrier' for her. Of course there is also Malkovich and Higgs etc but there's more emotional baggage with that side of things.

can we stop with this style of writing now please (:

Welcome folks. They will repeat this same refrain, captured succinctly in a couple of panels MAX. For TWO YEARS. Across SIX FUCKING BOOKS.

If you ever hear me bemoan the role of editors in superhero comics. You are about learn EXACTLY WHY.

Every time she breathes. Every heartbeat. There's a chance the human being inside her is still alive.

How many times can they beat this poor man over the head before *I* start to feel guilty for reading?!

The wonders of medicine. Where no one knows shit and all the important stuff is in the hands of dice no one can see.

Ok.

There is deconstructed storytelling.

And then there's being lazy. Back in the day someone paid money for this book and an entire page is the same image repeated TWELVE TIMES

I don't know how to...DEFINE what the fuck Carrion is supposed to be wearing. Let alone how that shoulder cowl stays on.

Because it is always on your worst days that the giant fucking robots show up.

Guardian trusts that shield more than he trusts the sun to come up in the morning.

Ah. Well.

That makes the process of dismantling the killbot MUCH more complicated.

Mostly because you do shit like this, Clark.

Who WOULDNT want to be more like you?

Do the words "incriminating" mean anything to you, Lex?!