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part 1

"..."

(stabs you)

"Oh! Thank you so much for telling me, no one's ever confided in me like that before! Hope I did okay! But at the end of the day... that doesn't really matter, right? We'll be together forever... right?"

(Slurs)

"where"

“…I understand.”

“I’m gayer.”

(attacks you)

“Really? Didn’t peg you for the type! Glad you were comfortable enough to tell me! …hit me with that espresso though?”

(thrusts at you and then runs away)

(picks you up and rapidly shakes you down)

“Happy for ya!”

(throws you out of a window)

“…”

“Oh! Okay, [NAME]. I don’t really know what that means though…”

(thumbs up)

(fires a party popper)

“Yeah! There it is! Took you long enough! I was wondering when you were going to tell me! Here's a coming out gift from yours truly..."

(hands you a copy of But I'm A Cheerleader on DVD)

(takes the DVD back)

"Neil. Really? ...Sorry about him. Yes, we already knew. Would you be willing to talk to HR with regards to our diversity initiative?"

“AH. OF COURSE.... ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND?"

“Me too! I gotchu.”

“Your spirit? What textures that pupigerous homunculus? It is, obtensibly, that “tyranny”

“Okay, forks are also found in the kitchen. What else is new?”

“Now’s REALLY not the time? The rift is RIGHT there?!”

BABA

(scoot, scoot, scoot)

IS

(scoot, scoot, scoot)

PROUD

(scoot, scoot, scoot)

"Oh cool! A lot of my friends are also, y'know. Like that."

"...,.,Mrow......,,,.,"

(dances)

"Looks like we found out who the real Joker is!"

part 2

“Ah! Fear not my friend! It does not matter if you are a dandy, fairy, or whatever else you wish! You are one of us!

“Aumhnhmubgmhnaaa.,.,. *sniff* abuhbhgb.,.,.”

“Like Ellen?”

“OK. “

“HUH?!? Wait, what? Since when?!?…Oh shoot, I’m sorry! I’m happy for you, I swear!!! I just would have never expected it…”

“Brblblblblrvbl!”

“…”

(thumbs up) :)

“That’s great and all…but we need to escape this dimension!!”

❤️ Yo your one hot hotbaby

"Um... good for you?! (I have never met this person in my life...)"

(Slurs)

"Boop!"

(hits you with an umbrella)

"Ha, you would be."

(After explaining it to him 4 times) "Ohh... Okay! Now I get it!" (lying)

"Wonderful, me too. Now then, could you point me towards the exit?"

"...?!"

(nods)

"Thanks!"

"bee bop." (is calling you a slur also)

[THOUGHT GAINED: Homo-Sexual Underground]

"Honk!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD"

(Hits you with the dream nail to read your internal thoughts)

"Don't make it your personality, okay?"

(seconds away from a panic attack) "Nice-a!"

"Do you have 2 dollars for the funfair? I am incredibly pregnant."

"..."

"I don't care. Move aside."

"Abwah"