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Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

neptunetheghost

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

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bloodpressurecuff

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

buzzfeed

Not all heroes wear capes.

tyleroakley

i love terry

justhurtingalot

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

christichris

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

digitalzzombie

Great! How do I uninstall it?

covertlydesperado

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

thepeopleofsingapore

“When I was a child, girls would never wear trousers. But then women’s lib came along and they started to wear them all the time. So I figured, if women are allowed to wear trousers, men should be allowed to wear skirts. That’s liberation too, right? So I started with a kilt and realised I quite liked it. After that I tried other skirts. I now I wear them regularly. Not all the time mind you - just whenever I feel like it.

People sometimes tease me and ask why I am wearing a woman’s skirt. But look at me. I am quite clearly a man. So this is not a woman’s skirt. It’s MY skirt. It’s a man’s skirt.”

hungry-hungry-hobbit

An icon, a trend setter, a solid fellow.

systlin

A good egg and an excellent man’s skirt.

jumpingjacktrash

stylish!

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"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

voidbat

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

katrinastratford

Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.

NO ONE will ever be as goth.

closet-lunatic-deactivated20170

didnt she also have sex on said grave

mankillercalledbunny

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

violent-darts

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

jstor

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

optimysticals

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

flapper-queen

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

nyokoko

@saarebitch

gothiccharmschool

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

gehayi

She also wrote a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel focusing on the extinction of the human race and the meaninglessness of existence. In 1826.

Oh, and this isn’t especially goth, but my God, I respect her for this:

In 1827, Mary Shelley was party to a scheme that enabled her friend Isabel Robinson and Isabel’s lover, Mary Diana Dods, who wrote under the name David Lyndsay, to embark on a life together in France as man and wife.[126][note 13] With the help of [American actor John Howard] Payne, whom she kept in the dark about the details, Mary Shelley obtained false passports for the couple.[127]

ceridwens-cauldron

The more I learn about Mary Shelley the more I love her

marcsalmonds

Idk helping your trans friends change names is pretty goth

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

loving and supporting your lgbt friends is the new goth

dankmemeuniversity

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thequeenofnightlyrics

I want october. I want Halloween. I want fall. I want rain. I want thunderstorm.

oddness

things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping

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peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact

girl…

naik2seki

who she fuck? shrek?????

rosaryemoji

Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too

meqabitch-deactivated20200901

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

bankuei

“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

sueanoi

batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

thenamesdede

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

thepurpleskies

please just read the whole thing

spice5girls

Merry Christmas

cmcniz

Spice up ur fucking life

angie-labaddie

I know its not christmas yet but im feeling 90s nostolgic asf today lol

c0nlon

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hotboyproblems

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

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