neptune

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

"ok so what are we watching tonight" me in front of a mirror while u fuck me

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.

what a fucking day *me at 8:15 AM*

Maybe the real stranger thing was the heterosexuality we lost along the way

Hot girl summer (visiting museums, tea/coffee shops, and libraries)

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

of course i'm LGBT (loser gender bastard totebagger)

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

I can’t even begin to explain how badly I want it to be 2025