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2026 is the year of trapping a guy in a place
i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said

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(Getting swindled by a genie) itās like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
This show is too damn smart for its own good.
i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will
welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
Will they do my dishes?
they will Slay your dishes
What about the laundry?
they will Slay your laundry
what about the minotaur harassing my cows
they will Have Sex with the minotaur
āI donāt know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.ā

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self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ā¼ļø
Imagine if we did the āpublic libraries are punkā thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said āSoup kitchens are grungeā or āMixed Use Urbanism is Juggaloā.
Thereās a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.
Not trying to victim blame or anything but youād think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel wouldāve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.
Like, I know your great grandpaās sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.
oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well
"average necromancer raises at least one army" factoid actualy just statistical error. average necromancer raises 0 armies. Mannimarco, King of Worms who's been practicing necromancy and repeatedly raising armies about it since the second era, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
People have been saying stuff for years at this point

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Bringing this little series back with a much needed redraw!
stop using hospitals as horror settings
fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them
also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country theyāre registered to once theyāre a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction theyāre under)
terrifying!
On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.
plus u can just likeā¦leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean
As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!
Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while theyāre closing!
Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko
There are cameras everywhereā¦except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless youāre an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.
Donāt piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels
As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it
One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.
When weāre pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship
People disappear overboard more often than youād really want to be a thing
A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.
And as op says, you canāt really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you canāt even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murdererās plans.
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You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesnāt give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.