barely alive

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

you've heard of el chupacabra, but do you know el chupapija

you can kinda tell when a writer has spent a lot of time around kids bc they avoid most of the pitfalls that come with writing children. namely, not giving them a too cutesy or twee voice but making them sound more like extremely weird little adults. kids playing pretend will almost never cutely slot into some romantic scenario for the adults' benefit bc the adults are usually too busy cleaning up or wondering what the fuck is wrong with their child. kids also have surprisingly stringent hangups ranging from very petty grievances to downright chauvinist gender roles, more often than not the result of a tragic education but sometimes far surpassing what they were taught in intensity. what im saying is there's nothing inherently wrong with treating fictional kids as stock characters but it's always quite nice to see when they aren't

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

The morning my mom died, we left the hospital and didn't know what else to do but go get breakfast at a McDonald's. We shuffled in like zombies. We were pretty shell shocked after everything we'd been through. And because of that, I guess the three of us were kind of struggling with getting our drinks and napkins and carrying our trays of food. I couldn't even tell you how we struggled with such a simple thing. We were just lost in thought, I guess. All I really remember is this little old man, a complete stranger, helping us bring our trays to the table. We didn't even ask for help. He just did. It was so weird because it was like he knew what had happened. I never got his name. The whole interaction couldn't have lasted more than 5 minutes. But I can still see his face.

I dont care if you think people are fundementally selfish. I choose to believe people are good and even if i get taken advantage of im going to do my part to make the world fair and kind

my life philosophy is that u need a Crush and an Enemy in every environment. this is the only way to deal with work school etc.

the enemy ensures theres always a story to tell and something to complain about. the crush balances out the evil energy and gives u something to overthink. it's the perfect formula. and you only get one of each

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

It never gets old and it always makes me cry.

@ilgalantuomo ❤️

When looking for transparent pngs to decorate a neocities page with, LOOK ON TUMBLR!! THERE ARE SO MANY COOL BLOGS THAT PUT OUT PNGS, ITS WILD

dude.... gotta share some of my faves @goobersplat - a lot of toys/stickers/plushies @pngblog - anything its their whole damn blog, lots of bangers @weirdpngs - pngs you might not necessary find on other blogs, specific and strange and very cool and awesome @wonderful-emoji - reposts google emoji kitchen/emojipedia emojis in themed sets @animatedglittergraphics-n-more - a lot of oldweb/neocities era crust graphics including the awesome transparent pngs/gifs that fucking rock @webresourcesforyou - general graphics/resources blog with images of all flavors. @e-resources - Some other awesome pngs!! Feel free to tell me if I missed anyone yes yes I hope I can point some people towards pngs and stuff I looove web resource collections !!!!

thank you so much @frodoomsday for the shout-out 🤗

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light