tardigradetheking

City boy Bruce Wayne standing behind a centaur and getting kicked in the face. Batman calling Bane a, quote “Little Bitch” unquote on national TV. Harley Quinn christening a prototype batmobile “the BatNasty”. The Penguin frantically screaming at Bruce “YOU THINK YOU’RE HIM?!?!? YOU’RE NOT HIM!!!!!” like a twitter powerscaler. Jim Gordon telling Bruce he figured out his secret identity because who the fuck else in Gotham is 6’9 and 420 lbs. and 6’9 ft, 420 lbs are his exact measurements. btw. There’s also this panel:

Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.

The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.

In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.

So the only sensible way to do it is to add taumoeba-seeding probes, similar to the beetles but with an automatic deployment when they reach their destination, to missions that are on their way past other systems. And almost all the missions that will be launched in a post-taumoeba world will be to Erid.

Which means that, in time, the path of travel between Earth and Erid will be marked by a line of notably brighter stars. And if they ever are discovered by another species, eventually the paths between their world and the other two will also be brightened. Whenever a sentient species looks out to the sky, they’ll be able to see the bonds between peoples by looking for the connections of light.

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

Now, I’m not just talking about the normal “stalked becomes so obsessed they wanna kill their obsession to become one in death” thing or anything.

No, I mean they start going crazy because no one believes half the stuff they see. Zoey leaps from the top of Huntrix tower to the street below uninjured? The video one of them took from inside the tower is called AI.

Mira is somehow lifting the entire fridge? A photo from a building near Huntrix is too blurry to tell. Rumi riding a tiger? Ok, she’s their rich, if that’s was say to far fetched.

Eventually they get a candid of the girls with weapons, but everyone’s online bullying this stalker basically calling him an idiot and a liar.

"Your humanity never wavers and I admire that about you."