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A highlight in the history of uninvited cats on stage has to be the premiere of Rossini's Barbiere di Siviglia:
... during the finale, a cat arrived, and mingled with the performers. [Figaro] chased it from one side, it returned from the other side to throw itself at the legs of [Bartolo]. ... the audience imitated its meows and encouraged it to continue its improvised role.
Alexis Jacob Azevedo: G. Rossini, sa vie et ses oeuvres (1864)
It’s the “Guys, etc.” that makes it honestly
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’
image description: a screenshot of a tumblr reply with the user name blacked out; the reply reads, "I guess you could interpret it that way if you wanted something to be upset about". / end description

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HAPPY BELATED PRIDE MONTH TO TRANS MIFFY!!!! 🏳️⚧️🐰🏳️⚧️
There's no OSHA for mercenaries so they make do with fashion.
8 page comic about a mech and a mechanic and grief
hello precious followers. i made a comic about grief, or how i feel when i process grief at least. i put a robot in it. please read it.
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that's the worst part. the little shavings of humanity on top of the shit sandwich. the conversation at Clouds, Jackie's ofrenda, the more introspective moments from Johnny. a handful of genuinely compelling sci-fi concepts. little pieces of writing that manage to almost be interesting and make me feel something. proof that human hands touched this product. that there are people who put something personal into it, and cared about it. and the grim knowledge that it was wasted. a pointless offering to an altar of capitalism. these people gave their ideas, their blood and sweat, the best years of their lives, to... this. the game that expects me to suck cop dick. what a fucking tragedy. what a cautionary fucking tale. never make a deal with the devil. it's never fucking worth it.
I have written many posts over the years, expressing how much joy I feel from my transition care. I see this as a moral obligation. The more girls know that happiness is possible, the more girls will fight for it, right? And yet, I see so many comments, tags, etcetera... Lamenting that it's impossible for them. And they assume the only reason I got treatment is because I have money... It hurts to be resented by those I see as the same as me. Because I'm actually broke as shit.
My family is poor as hell. I have to beg people to cover my healthcare costs pretty often. The reason I was able to transition is because I'm not American. I'm very aware of this. Living in a country that has affordable healthcare is... I struggle to call it a privilege, though I know it is, because I don't want to frame it that way. Transition care being accessible should be normal, not a privilege, and in many countries it is. America is the exception here...Not that my country is perfect, not by any means...
I had a friend. Couple cities over. Sweetest girl in the world... Hormones didn't work as well on her as they did on me... She wanted surgery, but. They wouldn't let her. Said she was too heavy... She was working out and dieting constantly, but she was just built big... Haven't heard from her for a few years now. Really hope she's okay. Kinda feel like I know better...
Think about her a lot. About how she must've felt about me, seeing me prance around with the body she wanted but couldn't get. About... if I could've done more for her, I guess. Don't know that I could've. Still think about her constantly. Think about her every single time someone gets mad at me for having access to healthcare when they don't... Eats at me.
... Still think it's important to talk about how good I have it, on the other side. People need to know what they're missing. The more girls transition, the better... Legally, DIY, doesn't fucking matter. I just want us all to be okay. Please just be okay...

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hmm. part of me wants to like this. having the flag in the game at all is more than most games would do. and yet it feels... the vibes are weird. she passes perfectly, she's voiced by a cis woman... and why's her database entry specifically point out that she doesn't have any implants at all? surely any trans woman in the cyberpunk future would revel in bodymodding, but Claire conspicuously abstains, yet passes with flying colors anyway. it all feels a bit like it's... trying not to challenge the cis gamers too much. if i can ask her about it later that's something.
definitely losing points for spelling it "transwoman" though. get a space in there.
I wonder if the writers thought leaving Claire 100% flesh was more respectful. Maybe they were afraid that putting "a man's brain" in a fake female body would be perceived as transphobic, so they wanted to make it clear that Claire got her feminine body the old-fashioned way. Or it could intersect with that annoying mechanic where cybernetics reduce your "humanity," and they wanted their token "transwoman" to be unambiguously 100% human.
Combine that with the "transwoman" thing, and it feels like a committee of cis people guessing what might offend trans people.
your strengths are harder to see than your weaknesses because the problems you're good at solving don't appear as problems, because you're so good at handling them before they become problems... unlike the relatively rare problem that becomes a crisis, which demands undue attention. it's sort of like a reverse survivorship bias. the problems that become noticed as problems, the moments where you notice your capacity has a gap, are only the ones that aren't cut off at the pass by your strength and capability, before they become problems. so if all you focus on is problems then all you'll see is your weaknesses. which isn't accurate
I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:
Creating ships for the tax write-off
Creating ships to get that fucking whale.
creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping
pink moon.
I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff
dandelion sun~

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i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared
and it was awesome.
if you have a health problem ruining your life doctors keep doing nothing about it can be nice to imagine you'd be the patient of the week in an episode of house where he figures out what's wrong and fixes it and then also calls every other doctor who came before an idiot, but odds are if you ever interacted with gregory house md you'd be the clinic patient he sees for two minutes and insults for thinking they have some condition based on googling the symptoms. and then leaves in the middle of the consult because he got an epiphany and/or decided to sexually harass one of his co-workers.
#is he at least gender-agnostic with the sexual harrassment
he does have that going for him.