my own private psych ward

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I used to think sex is real but I think i've cone to understand that sex is not real. Its like punk. Theres no such thing as sex. Its never really been attempted. I dont think its possible

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy