my own private psych ward

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive