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saw this thread and really loved it but what i liked most is that it taught this kid that if a book isnāt for you, even if you really want to like it, itās okay to stop reading it and come back to it another time when you are ready. there were so many books i slogged through as a kid because i felt like i had to prove that i could read them since i *loved* reading so i simply had to finish this book or i didnāt actually love to read. silly, really. the more kids who donāt ascribe to that thinking the better. really great of both the dad and the librarian for giving the kid access to the stephen king book and allowing him make the decision on whether or not it was for him by himself.
the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:
ides of march ā
oscars ā
april fool's day ā
neil banging out the tunes ā
the perfect date (april 25th) ā
it's gonna be may ā
met gala ā
star wars day ā
dashcon ā
sans sexyman-queen's death followed by immediate resurrection as trisha paytas' baby-dwd drama-day (september 8th) ā
do you remember (september 21st) ā
dancing pumpkin day ā
mean girls day/fma day ā
the skeleton war ā
november 5th ā
please it's christmas (it's december 10th) ā
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bellās Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bellās Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldnāt speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.
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I'm NOT gonna say it again
SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!
HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb
SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES
THANK YOU
Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.
That's how cooking works
Saw someone argue that opposing AI art is ableist because this is the only way for some disabled people to make art afjagjsfh. Disabled people have been making art since the dawn of time and because making art is so varied there will always be tons of ways to create despite disability that doesnāt involve ripping artists off by using AI art
Disabled people are honestly so brave for not killing annoying ppl every day I swear to god the disrespect
#frida kahlo didnt paint exclusively from her bed for months while in extreme chronic pain from several injuries #for āai is the only way for disabled people to make artā to be an argument #TELL THAT TO MATISSE #Christy Browne #GOYA #beethoven was DEAF and still wrote music #a whole host of artists in the 80s continued creating while actively dying of AIDS #how dare people make this argument istg (via @morethanonepage)
Joni Eareckson Tada has been paralyzed from the neck down since she was 17
Sarah Biffin was a Victorian-era painter of miniature portraits who was born without arms or legs. She taught herself to write, sew, and paint using her mouth (like Joni), and was pretty damn successful for herself as she was even commissioned by the royal family. Hereās a self-portrait she did:
In my opinion, someone generating AI art is a curator, not an artist. The art is being produced by an AI, and a human selects what creations they want to show to others. As a disabled artist myself, its really fucking rude to act like disabled people canāt create anything new ourselves, as if we donāt have anything of our own to add to the world.
As a disabled artist, how the fuck did I never hear of Sarah Boffin before today?
Thereās a whole famous award-winning biopic? Called My Left Foot? About an artist who paints with, you have one guess
Iām just at a loss as to how anyone can defend AI art. It steals from working artists twice: first when it scrapes their already-existing art, second when it literally replaces them on an already parched job market because itās the next thing from free. Itās ableist and infantilizing to suggestĀ ādisabled peopleāāa massive demographic with essentially an infinite number of conditions that all manifest differentlyācannot create art without someone else at the helm. AIĀ āartā is harming artists and the industry as a whole, and that includes disabled artists.Ā Ā
Signed,
A disabled, chronically ill writerĀ
begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she's last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries
I just saw post saying that Ao3 has """""no age checks""""" and all I want to say is THE BUTTON THAT YOU CLICK TO SAY THAT YOU ARE OKAY WITH VIEWING ADULT CONTENT IS THE AGE CHECK.
by clicking that button you are consenting to view adult content and saying that you are of the age where you can legally view it.
IT'S NOT SOME COSMETIC THING
IT IS A LEGAL DISCLAIMER

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Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water
Like okay???
listen to me. if youre an adult you have the ability to be an unfathomably kind influence on a child. i had a good teacher who let me break down in the hallway for the whole period because he noticed me crying in class, and before that he complimented my writing skills and encouraged me to persue writing. and man ill never forget that teacher as long as i live for even the miniscule acts of kindness. be kind to kids. you never know whats going on that you cant see.
itās so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard
wait I should clarify that this is about our über-cheap nativity set. our lord and savior did not, in fact, materialize in our front yard just to get tossed across it like a divine tumbleweed
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall
bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren't
bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you're looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you're tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I donāt wear my glasses Iām nice and close to the ground but when I do itās HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, IāM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and itās genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he's just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4
he is he's very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....
having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk
fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

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I finished my Rome book and have now begun one about Pompeii. Iām 65 pages in and I already love it: yes, it covers the volcano, but most of the book is about āthis is what the town and daily life of it would have been like, actually.ā Fascinating stuff. Things Iāve learned so far:
- The streets in Pompeii have sidewalks sometimes a meter higher than the road, with stepping stones to hop across as ācrosswalks.ā Iād seen some photos before. The book points out that, duh, Pompeii had no underground drainage, was built on a fairly steep incline, and the roads were more or less drainage systems and water channels in the rain.
- Unlike today, where ādining outā is expensive and considered wasteful on a budget, most people in Pompeii straight up didnāt have kitchens. You had to eat out if you were poor; only the wealthy could afford to eat at home.
- Most importantly, and I canāt believe in all the pop culture of Pompeii this had never clicked for me: Pompeii had a population between 6-35,000 people. Perhaps 2,000 died in the volcano. Contemporary sources talk about the bay being full of fleeing ships. Most people got the hell out when the eruption started. The number who died are still a lot, and itās still gruesome and morbid, but itās not āan entire town and everyone in it.ā This also makes it difficult for archeologists, apparently (and logically): those who remained werenāt acting ānormally,ā they were sheltering or fleeing a volcano. One famous example is a wealthy woman covered in jewelry found in the bedroom in the glaridator barracks. Scandal! She must have been having an affair and had it immortalized in ash! The book points out that 17 other people and several dogs were also crowded in that one small room: far more likely, they were all trying to shelter together. Another example: Houses are weirdly devoid of furniture, and archeologists find objects in odd places. (Gardening supplies in a formal dining room, for example.) But then you remember that there were several hours of people evacuating, packing their belongings, loading up carts and getting out⦠maybe the gardening supplies were brought to the dining room to be packed and abandoned, instead of some deeper esoteric meaning. The book argues that this all makes it much harder to get an accurate read on normal life in a Roman town, because while Pompeii is a brilliant snapshot, itās actually a snapshot of a town undergoing major evacuation and disaster, not an average day.
- Oh, another great one. Outside of a random laundry place in Pompeii, someone painted a mural with two scenes. One of them referenced Virgilās Aeneid. Underneath that scene, someone graffitiād a reference to a famous line from that play, except tweaked it to be about laundry. This is really cool, the book points out, because it implies that a) literacy and education was high enough that one could paint a reference and have it recognized, and b) that someone else could recognize it and make a dumb play on words about it and c) the whole thing, again, means that thereās a certain amount of literacy and familiarity with āRoman pop cultureā even among fairly normal people at the time.
2019
shes gonna evolve into a john brosio painting