Good Evening Gamers

Stoat-pope-yuri -> Webspite

webspite -> purpleduck1400

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

I still don't understand why "larp" suddenly means fake fan, I'd say roleplaying something irl would be an indication of a dedicated fan

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

'Most humans who get sent on suicide missions end up just about fine' is a statistical error. Ryland Georg, who ended his suicide mission having discovered sentient alien life, made it his best friend, found his way to an alien planet and lived out the rest of his life indulging in his true calling whilst living the life of an interplanetary hero in a custom-built habitat was an outlier and should not have been counted.

fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add