I COULD HAVE SLEPT

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

to be completely honest *starts lying

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

‎

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

Wish I had a framed copy of this

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife