what-alchemy

kitty kisses will cure his depression ❤️

"off his look" - so that fond bemused smile was all noah - noted!

and you cannot beat:

Except life keeps lifing and bodies don't always cooperate. One day they're cuddling on the couch, and Robby's getting handsy, nosing around Dennis's hotspots. Dennis can feel his dick hardening against him, and his own is rapidly joining the proceedings as usual. When Robby goes to push his pajama pants down, Dennis stops him and says he'd love to but his digestive system isn't having the best day. Robby pouts in sympathy and asks if he's okay. Dennis says he's fine, he just doesn't trust the plumbing today. Would Robby care for nice blowjob in these trying times? Robby only hums and goes back to cuddling.

But then he asks, "How do you feel about topping?"

Dennis freezes.

"Like me topping you?"

Robby's smirking.

"Yeah, I'm not talking about pizza, kid."

"You'd like that?" Dennis can't quite keep the disbelief from his voice.

Robby looks entirely too amused.

"You're regularly blasted into the stratosphere on my dick and you think I wouldn't like to get in on that too?"

Dennis is horrified to realize what he's done.

"Oh my God, have I been keeping you from the joys of bottoming?"

Robby throws his head back and laughs, loud and easy and beautiful. Has Dennis ever seen anything lovelier than those crow's feet, deepening around Robby's happiness?

"How bout you make it up to me now, big boy?" Robby says.

Which is how Dennis finds himself pushing into Robby's body after learning just how Robby likes to be opened up after years without. Robby's hole is like hot silk on his cock, and he's so tight around him, the muscle so supple, Dennis is briefly struck blind. He had no idea this is what it felt like on this side of things, like he was possessed and possessing at the same time. He's so lit up he almost can't breathe.

Meanwhile, Robby is making desperate, hungry sounds that are muffled in the bedding as he arches back onto Dennis's cock. The sight of Robby's hole stretched all taut around him ignites something feral in Dennis's gut.

He grips Robby by the root of his hair and pulls him up to growl in his ear, teeth against his carotid.

"Let me hear you, Michael."

I like to think that once Earth receives the beetles and fixes the sun, they then send another beetle to Erid full of seeds, food, spices, and other care package stuff for Grace.

At that point, they won't know he's still alive, as far as they know, he probably starved to death by then. But Stratt insists they send it anyway. If nothing else, it can be a gift for their newly discovered neighbors, the Eridians. Afterall, what's more friendly than sharing food?

The Eridian scientists study the contents of the care package. It's full of shelf-stable human food that they do their best to clone/replicate for Grace. There are also some seeds that store well for the years of travel they experienced. Radish, lettuce, tomato, beans, etc. (Potatoes would be a great callback to "The Martian")

His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy

Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬

The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing

He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses

and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it

he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??

eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh

"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"

"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"

Been sitting on these for a solid month now so I figured it’s time to post em! AU in which an aging and frail Grace gets his consciousness transfered to an eridian body to extend his life :D

Some notes:

Grace: This is nice.