Until Employment or the Apocalypse

since the kings exist in the mojave, it's not a stretch to imagine a gang of dolly parton impersonators holed up in the wreckage of dollywood calling themselves the queens

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

This isn't even a stupid enough comparison to the line you're referencing because F. Scott Fitzgerald invented the term "Jazz Age" during the 20's, so this did sort of happen IRL. There is nothing dumber than that Bronze Age line.

Why is the cover art bald Markiplier

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

There are few deeper betrayals than checking out a video game on the strength of its story trailer and discovering that the cool alt girl is an NPC and the actual player character is some dude who's such a nonentity that he does not appear in the promotional material for the game of which he is the ostensible protagonist.

I know how unpopular this opinion is, but I was so excited that there was going to be a video game based on the Fables comics until I found out it was about that wolf guy with no personality instead of one of the good characters who are, unfortunately, women.

i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals

Black Mormons are allowed nowadays for the same reason Neil Gaiman has woman friends.

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition