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Hot girl summer
sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong
Did you label this as mature as a bit?
I need this gif reversed
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Harvesting my wheat
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Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
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An abandoned theater in Rochester, New York. Formerly a pornographic theater, then just a facade after the Walgreens next door gutted it to use as a warehouse. The Walgreens with it's shampoo and baby formula and half of the store locked in cages; the contradictions stare into you. You go because it is the nearest pharmacy, close in walking distance for you and your disabled loved ones.
The Walgreens shuts down and it too, is now just a vacant facade, next to a vacant facade. You stare into the large windows meant to advertise it's contents, now only showcasing absence. A wide open space with torn up floors. You think about how perfect the location could be for low income housing, for squatting, for anything other than standing as a constant reminder of the city's failures to her people. The parking lot is empty, save for the occasional cop car, to ensure no one uses the lot or the building for anything at all. The cop ensures the space will stay as useless as himself.
They add letters to the theater's marquee; a reminder and encouragement of surveillance. "If you see something, say something. In progress call 911, over and done call 311." They board up the doors, ensuring that the space will stay in it's intended form: empty, useless, an eyesore that reminds everyone of their place. The freshly boarded up door has been emblazoned with a message from those who lack.
"A man would shelter, if he could / in the nook behind this new plywood / the building, abandoned / the man is too / how I wish you'd imagine / that it were you."
Pictured above is Rain, an artwork by Thurlow Small Architecture, hung from the M Street NE underpass in the NoMa neighborhood of Washington, DC. It’s one of three artworks in a series commissioned by the neighborhood to beautify the area.
And by beautify, I mean drive out the unsightly homeless.
Local law states that the homeless cannot encamp on, in, or under public art, so the NoMa Parks Foundation identified three underpasses uniquely situated out of the elements and targeted them for their installations. Now of course, it doesn’t completely deter souls seeking shelter, but it does empower law enforcement to harass them and drive them into more hidden, less comfortable crevices of the city. Out of sight and out of mind.
There is a cold, cruel beauty in the piece. It’s almost self-conscious in a way. Art weaponized against the viewer, designed to resemble the very element they are trying to escape. Rain.
most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao
So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.
oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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Kind of baffling that in the couple of years between the original trilogy and the sequels there's been ANOTHER jedi purge and ANOTHER empire rose and we don't even get the deets on that. It just happened accept it move on
That's because they HAD to return to the empire and rebels shit, they couldn't think of anything else, this is what happens when you let J.J. Abrams direct something based on nostalgia
You know your heroes? Leia who fought her entire life for freedom and a new republic and who found family and love? Well her New Republic is gone, she's bitterly divorced, we never see her interact with her brother, it's implied she was a failure as a jedi, and she dies like that. You know Han, that rogue with a heart of gold who finally found something and someone to fight for? Well, he's now divorced and a loser and is smuggling again despite being one of the most celebrated heroes of a generation, because people can never change am I right?
You know Luke Skywalker? THE guy people think of when they hear the word "hero"? Well, he's a bitter loser, everything he fought for was in vain, and he just kind of gave up. Also the Jedi are destined to be weirdos in bathrobes forever and they'll never evolve or change
remember this?
this was all for nothing you stupid idiot your heroes SUCK and are LOSERS and everything they fought for was POINTLESS and CHANGE IS IMPOSSIBLE, you will have to live the past FOREVER
now buy your fucking X-Wing toy. Because we haven't thought of new spaceships.
notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station
this almost makes me want to go back to law school
Waaait, Eli Roth did an AI-generated remake of Clint Howard's cult classic/box office bomb "Ice Cream Man?" Why does this guy act like he INVENTED horror? Anyway, Clint's version may not have the attention of critics, but I predict that once viewers start writing in, his will hold the streets.
as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun
and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps
for those who haven't seen the trailer.
#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.
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I think there's a lot of Complex Yaoi Potential between Colman and Dinklage. Like, he's creating a simulacrum to fuck his dream lover, and then maybe they end up in a throuple by the end of it. I know this weaver is a horny fuck, I just know he is. I bet he weaves the strap belts for all the ladies in the village.

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i'd rather slit my own throat with a scissor
I'm so fucking proud of this one
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