Until Employment or the Apocalypse

That weirdo billionaire obsessed with stopping his aging/taking his son's blood to stay young has, as far as I can tell, taken a hero dose of shrooms that led him to fall in love with one of his employees(?) and is now attempting to use his wealth to find a cure for her endometriosis? Which like, sure

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

My reading comprehension isn't that bad

They did used to soak wool in aged piss. Just a fun little wool history fact for you.

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Lapsed Christian and ALA-accredited MLIS-holder here, in absolute agreement that smartphones are outside the sight and scope of the Lord, and that sometimes when there was only one set of footprints, you were carried by a librarian

Count Binface releasing a victory speech... I'm so proud of him

now bundled with Windows 11!

This is not ancient history. This is a Black boy who would have turned eighty-five next month. There are people born the same year he was whose great-grandchildren are older than he ever got to be.

Carolyn Bryant died three years ago after a long, peaceful life of prosperity. She had all those years Emmett should've had. Someday, people will say his story isn't relevant anymore, and it's your duty to ignore them and carry his story forward.

It is coming.

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

@ominous-signs

Official ominous graffiti

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao

I said this to my big feral tomcat, and he gave me airplane ears