Until Employment or the Apocalypse

I’m so disappointed

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

So, are Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie not besties anymore lol? I gotta go looking for the hot goss. And do any of these roles pay enough to justify the cost? I suppose I'm being quite optimistic here by assuming this could negatively impact their careers because it probably won't, but when all those comedians went to the Riyadh comedy festival, even they weren't getting paid enough to justify the damage to their prospects if you ask me. And they were getting paid way more than these people are likely to get. I assume they'll make residuals, so I don't want any of you idiots saying, "What difference does it make if I buy it now? They already got paid for it!" because I bet some of these people think they're getting set up for lifetime passive income by doing this. Prove them wrong!

just watched the MASH episode where the unit receives an absurd truckload of tongue depressors and hawkeye is so depressed/angry at the thought of the military being there long enough to use all of them that he starts building a replica Washington Monument out of them, with the names of all their past patients written on it. this is not played as being fun or funny to him. Then, when the army sends an information guy to the unit to see if they could use the art piece as a Recuitment Tool, hawkeye rigs it with explosives and blows it up in front of him.

FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

This still from Backrooms looks lit!

Official ominous sign

@ominous-signs somehow this seems in your wheelhouse

Official ominous sign

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

hello, it’s me, enlightened historical fiction feminist heroine. i hate being forced to wear my long hair gathered up neatly and securely behind my head. oh how i long to let it flow free and whip around wildly in the wind and get in my face and my eyes and my mouth and get snagged on everything

I also like to not wear my supportive undergarments and let my voluptuous breasts flop about painfully when i go running into the hero's arms