grandma-coded

Jesus: I shouldn't have had to give you divorce, but y'all just kept abusing, holding grudges against and killing your wives over the stupidest things!!!!

The whole world from then on: Jesus said no matter how bad the marriage is you shouldn't leave your abusive husband/wife.

Jesus:

That's really cool that you've never been in a church that told your friend that if she divorced the man who refused to keep a job, could not care for their special needs children, had a raging porn addiction, and committed adultery so frequently that he was with other women while she was giving birth to those children, that if she divorced him, she would be removed from membership and fired from her job at the church (the only income she had since he wouldn't work). I have.