grandma-coded

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

There are a number of pedos and other creeps that you guys follow by the way

Ah the usuals i thought we got a new one

Nah, I saw creepy watch guy defending Nunya and badmouthing Leah and it set me off

Happy it's Wednesday David Wednesday

idc what you say there is not one thing that can convince me that resellers aren’t a blight on thrift shopping

it's bad pop time

mountain dew

get out. this is a PENNSYLVANIA blog.

vanilla pepsi

never once have i seen a bottle of vanilla pepsi

it's real bad