Just a Jump to the Left

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

i've had this queued for an entire year, the most important holiday we celebrate here in boston HAPPY GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD DAY EVERYBODY

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

Look, Spinning Silver is a masterpiece but my favorite Naomi Novik novella is still that one Megatron/Optimus Prime fanfic written from Swindle’s POV.

calories are one of those things like mbti where the very minute of the hour of the day that you find out what it actually is, you stop giving any credibility to anyone who uses it as a serious scientific data point for the rest of your life

so basically the human body runs on mana points, which it gets from consuming food and drink. you can check how many mana points a food type has by checking the fire damage output when you put it in an explosion chamber. btw you should rewrite your life and health and moral and beauty standards around this idea.

why do some people seem to get more mana points from the same food type than others? well they probably have a syndrome you see. the science is airtight.