A Number of Cold Reptiles

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

i love my mutuals and followers in a way that the drunk girl in the bathroom loves everyone in line

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are