A Number of Cold Reptiles

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

Hey kids! Don't smoke. Just don't do it. It affects your body in the worst ways possible, even if you never get cancer.

Real advice: if you are addicted to nicotine, make every effort to move from an inhalant delivery method to absorption - patches, gum, etc. smoking/vaping is disastrous for your lungs. Chewing tobacco/pouches are less deleterious than smoke but still raise risks of oral cancers, so avoid those if possible.

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

Apparently it's International Cat Day, so here is the greatest photo I have ever taken of my cat:

Apparently yesterday was International Cat day, so here's the greatest drawing I ever made of OP's Cat

The Angel of Death

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

Tonight before bed Ollie climbed into the tub and made it very clear that he wanted the shower turned ON. Then when I did it he stood up on the edge to bite the water and drink it like this

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away