A Number of Cold Reptiles

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

showing someone something that's layered and well-constructed for the first time sucks because every five minutes you have to stop yourself from saying "daaaaaamn with the context you don't have this moment kinda goes hard though"

you should do this like my friends who have me over just to watch shows they've already watched and they spend the whole time mischievously texting each other at key scenes while giving me coy looks and giggling about it it's extremely funny really enhances the experience honestly and they get to do the 'YOOOOO THAT'S SO COOL IN HINDSIGHT' thing without ever actually spoiling anything for me (via @aethersea)

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

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bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

Your smudge is displeased

So initially I'm watching without audio, cause "oh cool, some pole dancing". But turn the fucking audio on

So shook that I recognized them! That's Khadija Mbowe, a brilliant video essayist on youtube. Here's a link to their channel. They're brilliant and compassionate. Go check them out!