kaappikellon kummitus

free museums my absolute beloved. nothing beats a free museum. you can walk in and out and see stuff and have a blast and all for FREE

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

I think more people should just be ok with being single

literally why is there such a thing as being away from the person you love the most in the world….. most evil thing on this planet

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

sit ku tumblr kuolee ni löydätte mut taloyhtiön ilmotustaululta

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

behind every hot girl there's her tumblr blog

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.