✨it‘s probably sarcasm✨

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

why are there like 10 more albon cats

f1 is such a whack fandom bc why do you have thousands of people being like ~ no matter who you support, you HAVE to be happy for them ~ lmao. no i don’t . you have no idea how much hatred i am capable of holding in my heart. i’ll hate on a senior citizen . i’ll hate on a child. idgaf

“you have to be happy for hulkenberg” name me 5 hulkenberg podiums . you can’t . im tricking you

anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

sorry but jack abbot the hospital’s resident Flirt being a pathetic loser in the presence of samira mohan most beautiful and competent and smartest woman alive is sooooo fucking funny and delicious. imagine misinterpreting her being upset about her patient as being upset for you and brushing it off with a “oh no i’m fine….dont worry about me….🥺” only for her to say “i wasn’t talking about you” like i do think i would kill myself

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

Stargate Atlantis really did an episode that featured the male lead romancing a woman and his sort of female love interest signs off on it with a „get it bro“ while his male friend spent the whole night researching her trying to prove she was a spy, I-

He loves the Simpsons. He has ADHD. He won't stop fidgeting. He's a top military commander. He knows what an accretion disc is. He doesn't understand wormholes but goes through them daily. He was killed countless times by a guy named Baal, as in bocce. He was a prisoner of war. His hair changes every season. He hates clones of himself. He's married. He's divorced. His best friend is his coworker is his brother is his life partner is his son. He's the sassiest man alive. He was in black ops. An alien race named a ship after him. He likes doing crosswords, wrong. He doesn't know what that has to do with filming a plant! He loves dogs. He misses being outside. He grills charred meat. He likes fishing. There are no fish in his pond. I didn't say his name but for crying out loud, he popped into your head, didn't he?