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Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

Reblog and put in the tags a non-canon ship that’s been on your mind lately

I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project

This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

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i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

do you ever think about how much more interesting and compelling hawkfrost couldve been as a villain in a world where he faked the moth's wing omen for his sister because he saw it as doing something nice for someone he cared about and didnt understand why it made her so upset and slowly grew to resent her and abuse the power of that secret over her instead of him just doing it because he was born evil or whatever

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.