he sufjan on my stevens till I

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Computer show me men in a collar and leash. Men on their knees looking up with hunger and obedience. Computer. Computer i need this.

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

"You can't love others/nobody else can love you until you love yourself" isn't strictly true, but people say it because the thing they're getting at that IS true -- which you can roughly summarize as, "if you commit to being a complete unchecked void of self-loathing, you will inevitably alienate people who love you" -- sounds even meaner.

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

Reblogging this a second time to say that the only other people outside of this kind of liberal pop-feminist haze that says shit about female characters being excessively masculine and "not allowed to be feminine" are people like Tucker Carlson, the guy who wants to fuck the green M&M but only if she's wearing heels

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

man I hate when I'm in a situation where I have a lot of small rocks or balls about to crush me and the only way for me to get out of the situation is for someone to match three or more objects on a grid. and then they don't match the objects on the grid! like bitchh just match the objects godddd