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No ragrets!
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.
Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.
I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.
My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.
My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:
Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends
The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers
They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry
Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them
The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂
Aloite: Ääripiirteisten koirien ja kissojen jalostuksen kieltäminen
Vituttaako, harmittaako tai tuntuuko muuten vaan pahalta nähä kissoja ja koiria, joilla on hengitysvaikeuksia, ulkonevat silmät, liian pitkä selkä ja lyhyet raajat, liian pyöree kallo tai vaikka niin raskas rakenne että lonkat hajoaa alta? Siinä tapauksessa mulla olis sulle tällänen kansalaisalote, joka pyrkii siihen, että mm. näitten mainittujen ominaisuuksien tarkotuksellisesta jalostamisesta tehtäis laitonta.
Ja jos ei tällänen tarkotuksellinen sairaaks jalostaminen pistä vituttamaa, niin kyllä nyt kuitenkin pitäis, koska näihin ominaisuuksiin tähtäävä jalostus on sen enempää kaunistelematta eläinrääkkäystä eikä me tarvita tähän maailmaan enää yhtäkään mopsia, corgia, scottish foldia tai maine coonia. Ja ennen ku kukaan sanoo mitään, niin kyllä, se sunkin tän rotunen eläin on tavalla tai toisella sairas. Vaikka se ei aktiivisesti oireile, niin suurin osa omistajista on todella huonoja huomaamaan oman lemmikkinsä kipua* ja samaan aikaan tutkimaton eläin ei tarkota tervettä eläintä. Jokainen sairaaksi jalostettu eläin ansaitsee tarvitsemansa hoidon, mutta yhtään enempää kipeitä yksilöitä me ei tarvita tähän maailmaan.
Tässä ei oo myöskään kyse minkäänlaisista rotukielloista, vaan nimenomaan siitä, että näiden terveydelle ja hyvinvoinnille haitallisten rakenteellisten piirteiden jalostus loppuisi. Toki jotkut on ottaneet tän jo nyt hyökkäyksenä sitä omaa lyttynaamaista ja rohisevaa rotuaan kohtaan, mutta siihen ei voi todeta muuta ku et se älähtää johon kalikka kalahtaa. Kovasti ne kasvattajat tykkää lässyttää, että hyvinvointi ja terveys on ykkösasia mutta jostain syystä tässä maassa syntyy silti tuhansittain eläimiä, jotka on luotu kärsimään terveysongelmista ja ulkomuotojalostuksen seurauksista.
*Lähde: minä, loppuvuodesta valmistuva eläintenhoitajaopiskelija joka ei myöskään tunnista aina täydellisesti omien eläintensä kipukäytöstä, joten tuskin se tavan perehtymätön Ritva-Irmelikään huomaa pelkästä korvien asennosta, jos Tori.fistä hankittu pitkäkarvanen yv-av oireilee alkavaa spondyloosia.
Heiiii alle kaks kuukautta aikaa ja yli 20 tuhatta nimeä puuttuu vielä, jos et oo allekirjottanu ni entä jos tekisit sen tänää <3

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Applejack // The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails
[Bystanders, watching the Professor and Magneto play chess]
Bystander: I want these men to kiss each other.
Bystander: I was rooting for these two old men to smooch
White people. Mass media. Internet users. Shut the fuck up about "skinwalkers." That's not. Well okay one you're entirely wrong about the concept and two stop co opting indigenous culture into your own "quirky" bullshit fuck you. This also goes for the other thing white people stole from native culture and took it to mean "scary monster 😨" that I'm not saying on account of yknow. Part of the point and the actual thing behind it is that you're not supposed to say the name. And I for one respect my culture I wish other people did too. Treat native cultures with the respect they deserve. Fucker.
like a turnip
like a turnip

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i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative
I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.
the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”
how it feels to talk about anything at all
Save me gosu
Gosu save me

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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type
This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite