he sufjan on my stevens till I

Being overstimulated in target is great because when the guy selling direct tv to people in the electronics section corners me and starts giving his cold selling pitch, my face turns into the kind of panic only seen on deeply unwell folks and people who have just found a live bomb.

"these deadly heatwaves aren't getting ANY media attention!!"

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

12/27, 8:37PM CT

12/28, 12:18PM CT

12/28, 10:22PM CT

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.